(*After everyone else gets themselves dressed and ready for the day, they all sit down in the living room*)
Me: Thank you for the help!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: *tips his sergeant hat in a gentlemanly manner* You take care of yourself, ya hear?
Me: *does a soldier's salute to Gunnery Sergeant Hartman* 🫡
(*After Gunnery Sergeant Hartman left the spare building...*)
Paul: *groans as he puts his hands on his eyes in annoyance* You are the craziest KISS fan we've ever met in our entire lives.
Me: *laughs* And you're the most feminine man who still wears lipstick onstage.
Eric Carr: *snickers* She's right Paul, you know.
Paul: *looks away from us and pouts*
Me: *giggles* Look Vinnie. Ole' glitter britches is pouting like a little kid!
Paul: Hmmf!
Me: Anyway, it's time to get to these dares/truths from the KISS Army!
Paul-kick Vinnie in the balls
Paul: Um... *laughs nervously* I don't think I should do that.
Me: Chicken! *points my finger at Paul while laughing* Bawk Bawk Bawk!
Paul: HEY! I am NOT chicken!
Me: You sure about that, Stanley Eisen? 😜
Paul: FINE! I'll do it! *kicks Vinnie in the balls*
Vinnie: OW! *holds onto his crotch in pain while cursing in hieroglyphics*
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Truth Or Dare With KISS (37)
FanfictionThe THIRTY-SEVENTH book to my truth or dare series with the hottest band in the world.
