Me: NEXT! 🤪 And Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃
Host-prank the Starchild with fart spray
Me: Okay! 😆
Ace: *cackles* 😂
Peter: 😹
Eric Singer: If you're asking me to be a part of this, forget it. *walks away to get something to drink*
(*So, the host goes to the store and buys a thing of fart spray*)
(*Then, she comes back to the spare building*)
Me: *sneaks outside and goes to the backyard where the Starchild was relaxing on a lawn chair*
Paul: *is reading a playboy magazine* Wow...these girls are hot! 😍
Me: *sneaks over to Paul and sprays him with the fart spray, and then teleports away using my Kissterian powers in a hot pink aurora*
Paul: *can immediately smell something bad* Oh my God...*holds his nose*
(*Later that same day...*)
Eric Carr: Geez Paul, you stink up to high-heaven! 😖
Suzy: I agree! 😣
Vinnie: Did you get sprayed by a skunk? 😧
Paul: No, I didn't. 😕
Me: Eew! 🤢 You smell like rotten eggs and dirty socks!
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Truth Or Dare With KISS (37)
FanfictionThe THIRTY-SEVENTH book to my truth or dare series with the hottest band in the world.