Super Mario Bros. The True Story (OUTDATED)

Chapter 1: The Job

Inside a plumber workshop a round, short man with a handlebar mustache wearing red overalls paired with a red hat and a blue shirt named Mario Mario is working on a van reading "Mario Bros. Plumbing and Pest Control".

Mario: Luigi! Luigi! LUIGI!

A young man with a smaller mustache runs down from the living area wearing a similar outfit to Mario but instead a green shirt with a white hat paired with white overalls. This is Mario's younger brother Luigi.

Luigi: Yeah Mario? Is the van giving you trouble?

Mario: Yeah. Damn things radiator is leaking, and I have to take it into the shop.

Luigi: Do you mean have Wario repair it? You know he is gonna scam you right?

Mario: I'm not gonna have him do it. I'm going to send it to another place in town.

The brothers walk out of the shop and begin their trek on foot to a job they were called to do. Thankfully, the job is only a block away. The brothers enter the home of a woman named Hildy, who is the baby girl that was raised by the nun, wearing a work uniform and the blue jewel as a pendant.

Hildy: Hi, you must be the Mario Brothers?

Luigi(Who has a bit of a crush on Hildy becomes very shy): Yes, that's us.

Mario: I knew I recognized your name; you're the girl Luigi went to high school with. What was the issue again? I apologize for being late as our vans radiator was leaking and we had to walk here.

Hildy: Oh, really huh. Well, you guys better get to work as my sink has stopped working and I'm supposed to go to work in about an hour.

Mario: Let's see the damage.

Hildy takes the brothers to the kitchen where they open up the cabinets. Mario gets to work having Luigi pass him the tools.

Luigi: So, Hildy, what have you been doing since high school?

Hildy: You might laugh but I'm currently studying fungi in college right now.

Luigi: Really? I thought you would've gone into Paleontology seeing how you used to like dinosaurs in high school.

Hildy: Yeah, well that's the way time works, I guess.

Mario: Luigi stop flirting with the customer and help me.

Luigi: OK Mario.

Luigi helps Mario by grabbing his hand and the brothers check the faucet and it works! Mario and Luigi go to make their leave after being paid when Hildy taps Luigi on the shoulder to get his attention.

Hildy: Wait before you go Luigi, would you like to go... on... a date?

Luigi(Heart pounding loudly): Sure.

Hildy: How about later tonight? I'll give you my number so you can call me.

Luigi: Okay.

Hildy grabs a sticky note with her number on it and hands it to Luigi.

Mario: Come Luigi.

Luigi: Mario, do you plan on bringing Pauline, this could be a double date?

Mario: Are you sure I don't want to be a disturbance with your date.

Luigi: Come on big bro.

Mario: Ok fine.