falling like the stars, sam winchester [ 3 ]

059. ghostfacers end

They get out of the Impala and walk up to the Ghostfacers van.

"Son of a bitch." Dean says. They go inside and go to the booth that the Ghostfacers are sitting in.

Sam and Dean slide into the booth, Miranda making Sam scoot over, the tallest squished in the middle with his son on his lap. Miranda has Serena on her lap and keeps an arm wrapped around Carly.

"Ah, the Winchesters. Yay." Harry quips.

"Says nobody." Ed says.

"Ever." Harry ends.

"And you made copies?" Ed grimaces. "We'll take the hot one, though." He looks at Miranda.

"No, you won't." Sam glares at him.

"All right, shut up and listen." Dean says. "This is how it's gonna go. You two clowns are gonna get into that mystery machine outside, and you're gonna leave town or I'm gonna put holes in your knees."

"Can I get you guys anything?" A waiter asks, walking up. "Like more chairs?"

"Uh, we're ready for the bill." Dean says.

"Hey." Another worker calls. "There's still crud on this plate. Now, hit the sinks and do it right."

"Sorry, Trey." The waiter says, walking off.

"Ahh, first of all, you guys don't scare us." Harry says.

"Not at all." Ed says.

"Say "hola" to my little pistola." Harry lifts his shirt to reveal a gun in the waistband of his pants.

"Am I supposed to be impressed with that treasure trail or the lady gun you got hiding in your, uh, pants there?" Dean asks.

"Uh... both?" Harry says.

"Yeah, no, neither." Miranda says.

"Look, whether you like it or not, we are handling this situation." Harry says.

"Yep." Ed nods.

"Really?" Dean asks.

"Mm-hmm." Ed nods.

"Cause I see a couple of fame whores who are pointing their camera at a mom who just lost her kid." Dean says.

"Guys, we are investigators, and we have every right--"

"No." Dean cuts Ed off. "No, you don't. You know why? Cause you're just gonna get in our way."

"Or you're gonna get somebody else killed." Sam says.

"That's right. So, you can either walk out of here... or crawl. Up to you." Dean says.

"Oh, my God, Menudo. Will you guys relax? We know what we're doing." Harry says.

"Yep." Ed nods.

"Really? And what about the rest of the Bad News Bears, huh? Where's the-- where's the fat one? And-- and the girl?" Dean asks. "There was a girl, right?" He asks Sam who nods.

"They-- we dropped them. They were-- they were dead weight." Ed says.

"Well, t-they're still alive." Harry says.

"They're-- no, they're totally alive." Ed says.

"I see. So, it's just the, uh, the dumpy duo, then. Well, that's great. So, here's the deal. A ghost -- will land you two dead in five seconds flat." Dean says.

"A ghost?" Harry scoffs. "Oh. They think it's a ghost. It's so not a ghost."

"No." Ed says.

"Okay. We'll bite. What do you think it is?" Sam asks.