Adopted by 5sos

Ch.42

They took the bandanna off me and I saw it was just Luke Ash and Mikey.

I for some reason wasn't angry, but jokingly I punched them all hard in the stomach.

"Who's idea?" I asked.

"Blame it all on Ashton." Michael said.

I may or may not have just kicked Ashton in the balls. And it may or may not have been a really good kick.

"Fuck maybe I wanted kids Paige." He groaned I laughed then shrugged it off.

"Then adopt, and you get weirdo's like myself." I said laughing.

"But I don't want a weirdo." Ashton laughed. I looked him in the eyes and then at my foot, hinting I can kick him in the balls. He shuttered.

"What so you don't like yourself." I sassed. Ashton stayed quiet realising he lost the argument.

"As fun as kidnapping me and scaring me is I want to go back to Calum." I admitted wondering what could have happened to him.

"Fine, but guess what." Michael said all fidgety.

"You're secretly gay and don't know how to come out." I said with a straight face. Luke and Ashton couldn't help but piss themselves laughing. Michael death stared them and they shut up.

"No but you said you were our baby girl." I blushed and hid my head.

"That's because I love you. You're like my brothers. Whether I've known you for less than a week or my whole life." I said.

"Aaawww!" They all cooed.

"Can we please fucking go?" I groaned. They nodded their heads and we got out of the car. When we got back to JJ Calum was frantically searching. I tapped on his back and he instantly hugged me.

"I got kidnapped by your idiot bandmates." I stated. He looked at them and they had guilty looks plastered on their faces.

"Really, you had to scare her." Calum groaned.

"Fuck if anything she disabled my baby maker." Ashton complained.

"Well then you don't need contraception, now you guys staying for lunch?" Calum said.