Animes watching their own universe

Chapter 16: Haikyu!! --Single-celled Organisms--

"Alright everyone five minutes have passed so we will be starting the Haikyu viewing," said Mira.

"Awesome. They did leave us with a cliffhanger last time too," said Mina.

"I wonder what we will see this time around," said Emma.

["Until both of you display an understanding that you are teammates...you are hereby forbidden form participating in all team activies," said Daichi.
'Whaaat?!' thought Shoyo and Kageyama.
"Urk! Aaaaah! Wha?! Why?! How do you display an understanding of being teammates?!" asked Shoyo.
"Don't ask me!" said Kageyama.
"P-p...please! Let me in! Let me play volleyball!! I promise I'll be n-n-nice even to Kageyama! I promise!! Pleeeeese?!" said Shoyo.
"Man!" said Tanaka.
"Are you sure about this, Daichi? We aren't exactly swimming in new members. Besides...a team is something that's built over time," said Suga.
"I know! But...," said Daichi.
"Hey, get out of the way!" said Kageyama.
"Ow! Hey! I'm talking right now...," said Shoyo.
"Captain! I'm sorry, sir! Please allow me...," said Kageyama.
"I get to talk first...," said Shoyo.
"Shut up!!" said Kageyama.
"How ae we supposed to practice with them like that? I'm not going to kick time off the team...But I will have them think about that they did and understand why it was wrong," said Daichi.
"I'm sorry, captain! I promise I'll cooperate with Hinata! Please allow me to join practice!" said Kageyama.
"Oh? And wat do you really think?" asked Daichi.
"I think that if I'm stuck on the same team as a scrub like him...then I'd rather do it all myself. all the setting, spiking, serving...everything!" said Kageyama.
"You actually said it?" said Shoyo.
"Wow, you actually did say what you think! That's good, that's good! But, y'know? In volleyball, you can't let the ball hit the ground. You can't carry it. The same person can't touch it twice in a row. Those are the rules of the game. How do you plan to do all of that by yourself?" asked Daichi.
"What is wrong with you? Are you stupid?!" said Shoyo.]

"So in volleyball you can only touch the ball once before it has to be hit by another teammate," said Nezu.

"Yep that's right," said Daichi.

["There's a court, a net and balls all right there. Being shut out stinks...," said Shoyo.
"Argh! I don't have time for this! I'm going to go make them let me in!" said Kageyama.
"It's because they won't that we're stuck out here!" said Shoyo.
'How am I supposed to display something vague like a sense of being teammates?!' thought Kageyama.
"I'm a guaranteed asset to the team! That's reason enough for them to let me in!" said Kageyama.
'Holy cow!! How great does this guy think he is?!' thought Shoyo.
"Geez, you really are a king....Anyway, what're we gonna do?" asked Shoyo.
"We're going to challenge them! Two-on-two. we win, and they let us in. Play together on the same side and that'll make us look teammate...ish. Right? That's the fastest way," said Kageyama.
"B-but us versus two upperclassmen? What if we lose?" asked Shoyo.
"We won't lost. Not if I'm on the team," said Kageyama.
'Dwaa? Is he for real? Does he honestly for serious think that?!' thought Shoyo.
"As for you, do your best...and I mean your best...to stay out of my way, got it?" said Kageyama.
"Whaaaa?! Yeah, right!! Like I'm just going to say "Sure thing, sir!" to that!!" said Shoyo.
"Then what are you going to do? Hang off that sill and peak in form the outside the whole time?" said Kageyama.
"In middle school...," said Shoyo.]

"You know that if you hadn't gotten so hot-headed you both could've been in there anyway," said Riko.

"We know but sometimes we get carried away with what we do sometimes to out do each other," said Shoyo.

["The only time I ever got to play a real game was that one time against you. Before that, I didn't have enough people to even register a full team. No place to practice either, so I did what I could in the corner of the gym and in the halls," said Shoyo.
'The halls?!' thought Kageyama.
"That's why...When I finally stepped inside that huge gymnasium...and stood in the middle of that big, wide court...it felt like I'd become the star of the show...and I was all like..."Hoaaaaa!!" on the inside," said Shoyo.
' "Hoaaa," ' thought Kageyama.
"I wanted to stay there forever, but I only got to be on that court...for about a half hour. That's it," said Shoyo.
"Yeah. Only the best get to stay on the court. Well? What are you gonna do? If we don't go together, they'll just kick us out again," said Kageyama.
"This time I wanted to train right, for real...and get good and win. That's why I came to Karusuno. And one day I'm gonna get even better than you! But...if I'm not allowed to join the team...if I don't get a chance to practice then I won't even be able to get started! If it means I can play volleyball...," said Shoyo.]