Chapter 3: Assassination Classroom-Killing Time in Homeroom

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              "Is everyone ready for the next world," asked Mira.

             "Yeah let's do this," said Bakugo.

             "Alright the let's begin," said Mira.

             ["Let's get going! Everyone stand for the pledge!," said Koro-sensei.

              "Uh...um...Now," yelled Nagisa.

              "Get ready!!"

              'We are...assassins,' thought Nagisa.

             "Fire," yelled Nagisa.

              "So I guess we're not doing the pledge then...okay. You may keep shooting while I take attendance. Isogai," said Koro-sensei.

             "Huh?" said Isogai.

             "I'm sorry, I can't hear you over all these gunshots could you speak up, please?," said Koro-sensei.

           "Um...Here!!" said Isogai.

           "Okana," said Koro-sensei.

          "Here!!" said Okana.

          "Kataoka," said Koro-sensei.

         "Here!!" said Kataoka.

         "Everyone's here...and on time! Wonderful! I'm so happy!" said Koro-sensei.

         'We're assassins. And our target is ...our teacher,' thought Nagisa.

         'He's too fast,' thought one student.

         'All those bullets...and we missed?!' thought another student.

         "You missed. Again. That's too bad. You're relying too much on the "spray and pray" method. Consider your line of sight, where you're aiming, you're trigger finger. Your method is too predictable," said Koro-sensei.]

        "Okay. What did we just watch," asked Mikey.

      "Pretty much our everyday morning," said Nagisa.

       "Well damn just how fast can your teacher go," asked Draken.

      "He's been clocked at going Mach 20," said Karusuma.

       ["You have to come up with a more original plan. I'm too quick for you. I can move at Mach 20, remember?" said Koro-sensei.

         "Are you really dodging all those bullets? Well they're more like BB's the bullets...Maybe we're hitting you, but you're just pretending we didn't!" said one student.

         "Yeah! You're cheating!" said another student.

         "Okay. Someone please hand me a gun that's loaded. Like I said these bullets - BBs - are harmless to you...but they were designed especially for me. They can cut through me like pudding. Heh. Of course, I can regenerate lost limbs and such in a few seconds. But I wouldn't want anybody to accidentally shoot their eye out with these. So please don't use the gun inside the classroom unless you are trying to kill me," said Koro-sensei.]

         "So why not use regular bullets," asked Toga.

         "Won't work. Other people have tried and failed with regular bullets," said Karma.

        "Your regeneration is almost as fast as some demons in our world, but we know that your not one," said Tanjiro.

         "Really. Demons heal fast then," said Koro-sensei.

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