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Chapter 28: Assassination Classroom -- Time To Get Down To Work--

"Okay everyone we are on our last viewing for the day. It's now time to watch the Assassination Classroom viewing," said Mira.

"Sweet. After this we can start cooking dinner," said Soma.

"Isn't this the one where Karma comes back," asked Angry.

"Yeah, this would be the time I came back to the class," said Karma.

"Well then let's get to the viewing," said Mira.

[--Time To Get Down To Work--
"One, two...three, four...five, six, seven, eight...."
"Ah, how I love the sound of students playing out on the sports field. It's so peaceful...If only they weren't wielding weapons...," said Koro-sensei.
"One, two...three, four...five, six, seven, eight...."
"Again, from attack stance one!! And keep your balance!! I thought I told you to take a break. Why are you wearing that? I'm the new P.E. teacher. You're not listening are you? Leave us alone. Go play in the sand bot or something," said Karasuma.
"Why are you so mean, Mr. Karasuma? The students loved my P.E. class!" said Koro-sensei.
"Not really...like the other day...your side-stepping exercise...," said Hiroto.
~Flashback~
"Okay, this is really simple...I'll demonstrate how it's done first," said Koro-sensei.]

"Oh, knife drills I see," said Nezu.

"Yep. We like how Karasuma-sensei teaches us when it comes to P.E.," said Nagisa.

["We'll start with high-speed visual cloning. Once you get the hang of that, we'll add in cat's cradle," said Koro-sensei.
"Visual cloning?!"
~Flashback end~
"It was pretty cool...," said Rio.
"Yeah, but I want to learn P.E. for human bodies!" said Sugino.
'Wha...?!' thought Koro-sensei.
"Finally some peace and quiet. Let's get on with the class," said Karasuma.
"Why are we doing this, Mr. Karasuma? Especially with our target right in front of us...watching our every move," said Hiroto.
"Assassination is a skill like any other. The better you know the basics, the better you'll perform," said Karasuma.
"Hmm...," said Nagisa.
"For example...Let's see...Isogai! Machua! Try and hit me with that rubber knife," said Karasuma.]

"Why those two students," asked Midnight.

"They've picked up wielding a knife the fastest plus they're also better working as a team," said Karasuma.

"I guess we'll just have to see," said Mitsuya.

["What...? Are you sure? The two of us at the same time?" asked Isogai.
'It won't hurt humans. If you hit me, I'll let class out early," said Karasuma.
"Um...uh...okay! Ahh...," said Isogai.
"Haiya!" said Hiroto.
"See what you can so...with a little training?" said Karasuma.
'Wow...,' thought Nagisa.
"Damn!"
"Ack!"
"Whoa!"
"If you can't hit me...how are you going to hit someone who can move at Mach 20? Hurmm...we must have bored him. He changed his outfit, made green tea, and built a sand castle," said Karasuma.
'Show off....'
"If you can improve your skills enough to his me...you'll better your chances of hitting him. Knives, pistols, sniper rifles, assault weapons...the basics of assassination you're going to learn them all in my class!" said Karasuma.]

"Not bad on skills there Mr. Karasuma. Tell me what did you do to have those skills," asked Nezu.

"I was in the military before going to the Ministry of Defense," said Karasuma.

"That explains the skills," said Shin.

["Mr. Karasuma's kinda scary...but he's cool."
"Yeah! I think I'm going to enjoy P.E. from now on."
"Mr. Karasuma...you're trying to win them over, aren't you?" said Koro-sensei.
"What kind of a joke is this? "The school district may add extra teachers...to produce assistance at anytime if the need arises." If I remember your contract correctly...my job is to oversee these assassins...until they assassinate you," said Karasuma.
"I have a name...the students gave it to me. Please call me "Koro-sensei," said Koro-sensei.
"We have a test after this...," said Sugino.
"It would be awesome if P.E. was our last class for the day! Huh? Look who's here...," said Nagisa.]

"So Karma came at the end of your gym class that day," said Emma.

"Yep, but I bet he was watching from somewhere before he came out," said Nagisa.

"That does seem like something that he would do," said Ukai.

["Karma...you're back!" said Nagisa.
"Hiya. Long time so see, Nagisa. Whoa! So that's Koro-sensei? He looks like a octopus. Freaky," said Karma.
"Hmm...Karma Akabane...? You were supposed to come to class this morning. Being late on your first day back from suspension doesn't look good," said Koro-sensei.
"Heh heh...I got used to sleeping in. Kidding! Sorry I'm late. It is nice to meet you, Koro-sensei!!" said Karma.
"Nice to meet you too. I look forward to a...productive year together," said Koro-sensei.]

"Something seems off about this scene," said Izana.

"How so," asked Spinner.

"Not sure yet just that it seems off," said Izana.

["Wow...you are fast. And they aren't lying when they said this would hurt you. Even little tiny slivers like this. I can't believe...you fell for the oldest trick in the book! And look at you way over there. You scared? Bwak Bwak Bwak...," said Karma.
'This is the first time...anyone has inflicted damage on Koro-sensei!!' thought Nagisa.
" "Koro-sensei..." that's a play at "Koro Senai" isn't it...? "Can't kill." You know...I think they got your name wrong," said Karma.]

"Well damn you know how to fight and fight dirty at that," said Dabi.

"I will say that was very impressive but something has to go wrong as well," said Mitsuya.

["Nagisa...I haven't been in class E that long, so...who's that guy? What's his story?" asked Kanako.
"Well...we were in the same class my first and second year...but he kept getting suspended for fighting. Ordinary teachers couldn't handle him. I guess...they finally sent he to 3-E. But knowing Karma...he'll be at the head of the class in no time," said Nagisa.
"Huh? What do you mean?" asked Kanako.
"When it comes to weaponry, battle tactics and sneak attacks...Karma is probably the best out of all of us," said Nagisa.
'Don't run too far, Koro-sensei. I don't need the exercise...I just need to kill you,' thought Karma.]

"Well that's the end of all the viewings for today. I'll be showing the new viewing list for tomorrow now," said Mira.

1. My Hero Academia
2. Kuroko no Basketball
3. Food Wars
4. Demon Slayer
5. Toyko Revengers
6. Assassination Classroom
7. Haikyu

"Awesome, I can't wait for tomorrow. What do you think we will get to see tomorrow," said Denki.

"Who know but I'm pretty sure it's going to pretty much action for the next couple of viewings that we will watch," said Takemichi just as Mikey jumped onto his back.

"Have a good rest of the evening and I'll see you all in the morning have a good night," said Mira.

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