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Chapter 34: Assassination Classroom --Making Time For Karma--

"Okay everyone we are on our second to last viewing for the day. We are onto the Assassination Classroom viewing," said Mira.

"So we're back to when Karma is trying his attempt at assassinating Koro-sensei," said Izuku.

"I think so," said Shin.

"I wonder what else Karma has up his sleeve for Koro-sensei," said Daichi.

"We will find out now. Are we ready to start the viewing," said Mira.

"I'll say we are all ready to start," said Kise.

"Then let's begin shall we," said Mira.

[--Making Time For Karma--
"What's Koro-sensei doing," said Mimura.
"I don't know...," said Yada.
"Maybe he's punching the wall?" said Himano.
"Ah...he's mad because Karma got the better of him," said Isogai.
"If that's as hard as he can his that's pretty sad," said Okano.
"The wall surrenders Koro-sensei!! What about our test?!" said Okano.
<Koro-sensei's weakness #4: Weak punches>
"What? Oh! Sorry!" said Koro-sensei.
"Hey, Karma...you don't want to get that monster mad, you know," said Terasaka.
"Terasaka knows all about making him mad."
"Heh. Of course I made him mad. I almost killed him. Hey, Terasaka...Didja wet your pants after you pissed him off?" said Karma.
"Wha...? I did not!! That's...you wanna piece of me?!" said Terasaka.
"Hey, you two!! Quiet during the test!" said Koro-sensei.
'Tell it to your tentacles!' thought Okano.]

"Is your sensei sulking right now," asked Mitsuya.

"Yeah, he'll do that every now and then," said Nagisa.

["Sorry, Koro-sensei. I'm done with my test now. So I'll just sit here and eat my gelato," said Karma.
"You know you're now allowed to eat in class. Where did you get that, anyway? Hey! Tha...that's my gelato!! I bought it in Italy yesterday!!" said Koro-sensei.
'It's yours?!' thought the students.
"Oops, my bad. I found it in the freezer in the faculty room," said Karma.
" "My bad" ?! I had to fly through the stratosphere to keep it from melting on my way back!! And the stratosphere is cold!!" said Koro-sensei.
"Hm...so what are you gonna do about it? Squishy-punch me?" said Karma.
" "Squishy-punch"? No. I'm just going to eat what's left of my gelato!!" said Koro-sensei.
'When did he put those on the floor?! Anit-me BB's...,' thought Koro-sensei.]

"Wait when did he do that," asked Soma.

"More then likely happened when Karma was taunting Koro-sensei," said Izana.

["Haha! You fell for it again. I'm going to keep this up, you know. You think I care if I disrupt you class? If you don't like it...kill my parents...kill whoever...but once you do...you won't be a teacher anymore...you'll be a monster. I've been wanting...to kill a teacher. Here's my test. I know I aced it. See you, Koro-sensei...let's play again tomorrow!" said Karma.]

"I'm starting to not like this school," said Nezu.

"Same here," said Ukai.

['Karma is really smart...like right now...he knows there's a line Koro-sensei can't cross...and he's trying to push Koro-sensei right to that edge. The sad thing is...he does that with everybody...pushes them right to the edge...he doesn't trust anyone,' thought Nagisa.
"Hmph...thanks to him. I have to go get a new gelato. He's smart. And he's right. I can't kill or harm him...if I want to keep working as a teacher. So...what should I do with him...?" said Koro-sensei.]

"Smart and clever all in one," said AFO.

"So what do you think will happen next," said Ran.

["Bye, Nagisa!" said Sugino.
"Bye! See you tomorrow!" said Nagisa.
"Hey...it's Nagisa,"
"Freak fits right into 3-E."
"Of course...he's a loser. I don't think he's ever coming back to our class."
"Guess what! I heard Akabane got sent there after his suspension."
"What! That sucks! I'd rather die than end up in 3-E!"
"Really? You'd rather die? Then how about right now?" said Karma
"Akabane!!"
"Hahaha...they seriously thought I was gonna kill them," said Karma.
"Karma...," said Nagisa.
"I don't have time to get suspended again...now that I have a new toy to play with...," said Karma.]

"Really those two boys again," said Riko.

"Do they do that every time they see you," asked Joeichiro.

["So Nagisa...there's something I've been meaning to ask you. You know a lot about Koro-sensei, right?" asked Karma.
"Um...I guess...a little bit...," said Nagisa.
"Would he get mad...if I called him a octopus?" asked Karma.
"An...octopus...? Hmm. Probably now...he might even take it as a compliment. He signs his test with a octopus. And he uses an octopus avatar when he plays video games...and the other day, he dug a hole in the schoolyard and...."Help I'm stuck in an octopus pot!" He made an octopus joke?! The octopus is becoming his trade off," said Nagisa.
"Yeah, yeah...hmm...I just got this crazy idea," said Karma.
"Karma...what are you up to...?" asked Nagisa.]

"So this where you got that idea," said Isogai.

"What is going to happen next," asked Iida.

["I am...really happy. Really happy. I was afraid he was going to turn out to be just some weird monster...but he actually is a teacher. A real teacher. I can't believe I get to ill a teacher with my own hands! It's payback time! After what happened with that last one...," said Karma.
"Can my day get any worse? I didn't have enough money to buy a gelato. And I won't get any more till payday. Guess I'm eating in tonight. There are some cooking utensils in the storeroom I can use...good morning. Um...what's the matter, everyone?" asked Koro-sensei.]

"We know how you feel and the pay checks," said Mic.

"I have to wonder why everyone looks so grim," said Suga.

["I am so sorry. I though it was you...and I killed it. I'll throw it away for you, if you hand it to me," said Karma.
"Okay," said Koro-sensei.
'Come on, Koro-sensei...I don't need to kill you just yet...I'll start off by...making you wish you were dead!' thought Karma.
"Wha...?!" said Karma.
"Let me show you something Karma...the speed of my drill tentacles...and the firepower of the missile I took from the navy. I will never...let an assassin get away scot-free," said Koro-sensei.]

"I'm guessing you will be retaliating against Karma now," said Erina.

"Yep that's correct," said Koro-sensei.

["Aack...," said Karma.
"You look pale. You skipped breakfast, didn't you? Octopus dumplings cooked at Mach 20! It's the most important meal of the day! Breakfast, that is. Karma, it is my job...to polish you...an assassin's blade...that has become rusty and dull. Come at me with everything you've got all day long. And I'll keep polishing you...by the end of class today...your body and spirit will be sparkly clean," said Koro-sensei.]

"Alright, that concludes this viewing for Assassination Classroom. We'll take a ten-minute break and then go to our last viewing after that," said Mira.

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