We Kidnapped Captain Levi! [Attack On Crack-Fic]

Escape Attempt #2

(Lian's POV )

"SARAH!!!" I yell thrashing about, my arms and legs tied up. "HELP!!!!"

Levi quickly shoved a cloth in my mouth and I couldn't help but do one eyebrow wiggle which he fell back at.

I smirked but then realised he was escaping.

"The Military Police will find you here soon, so don't move." Levi ordered before walking towards the stairs and closing the basement door behind him.

Oh no. Oh no. oH NO!

SARAH IS GONNA KILL ME!

She had gone out to go buy some food, putting me in charge!

To be honest, it was her own fault. Putting me in charge is just asking for trouble...

I continued to struggle against my restraints when I heard the front door slam shut from upstairs.

I could feel my soul leaving me when I then heard - "What the hell?"

And then there was a LOT of questionable noise before I heard a screaming Sarah say very loudly "ERERI FOR THE WIN!"

And then the door opened and Sarah came walking towards me. First she smacked me on the head, for a reason we both knew, and then she freed me!

"You can't even do a simple job." She sighed. "Literally, just watch him. You do that anyway...how did you fuck it up?"

I shrugged my shoulders as we walked put the basement. "How did you manage to beat - LEVI?!"

There lay humanity's strongest soldier, Lance Corporal Levi, knocked out with a nosebleed.

"What did you do...?" I whispered kneeling next to him.

I turned to Sarah and stared at her in horror when she just wiggled her eyebrows.

"You didn't...."

"I did."

"You showed him Ereri fanart?!"

"Yup."

"....let's see."

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Yup, it has returned.
Yes, it's really short. Like your -blank-
You dirty minded people! I was gonna say like your life but oh well....that works too.
But hey, there isn't much to write about these escape attempts apart from what is actually happening....
Anyway, it's only a crack-fic! Doesn't have to be long!
Thanks for reading ^-^
PSYCHOPATH OUT!