oh shit, you think he broke something?
where is he hurt?
you gotta be careful with old men like us. though theres definitely a part of me that feel like it might be karma for leaving you to crash in the jungle
you should gently suggest it by asking him how he's doing and then following it up with, does god ever punish people for their sins while they are still alive? then just play dumb to any connection between those thoughts
the Sri Lankan airport is super fucked up, especially since you were already worried about that.
Use it as an excuse for why you need to keep your phone on you now, because he might wander off again and leave you stranded, or he might fall and need help.
im glad that you are ok despite those mishaps. if you have any scratches you need me to look at please send
i enjoyed the fuck out of that last batch of pics.... that bikini top has some serious Greek Goddess vibes to it.
i spent the day doing eye exams on little kids so that i would be too busy to miss you and not think about how much i hate this situation, spoiler alert, it doesnt work
this may sounds stupid but i would rather be stuck in a Sri Lankan airport with no phones and no money with you, than anywhere else without you. sounds like a fun adventure
c'est la vie
I don't even know if that's how you spell that shit i always feel like it needs more vowels (oh shit i looked it up and it was right - so proud of myself)
anyway not sure when we speak again so it feels like they all have to end with a mwah
