#2 Last Friday night

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(WARNING!!! Implied smut and dirty humor)

Everyone is online. 

Yamato: I fixed my phone.

Tsukumo: Don't destroy it again.

Yamato: Ok-

Yamato got disconnected. 

Samon: Who knew cell 13 guards were so dumb. 

Honey: I can agree

Trois: Honey ... We just got done and this is what you do?

Tsukumo : what did you do?

Ruka: They fucked.  

Tsukumo : ..........Oh

Kiji : why is cell 13 so quiet?

Ruka: I think its best if they don't speak, remember that time.

Tsukumo : About that weird movie?

Honey: Yes, Dum wad

Tsukumo: oh

Trois: Honey, please don't be dumb

Honey: I'm never dumb

Kiji:...

Ruka: ...

Trois: ...

Musashi: Bombastic side eye

Honey: At least I have eyes

Musashi: ...

Trois: HONEY APOLOGISE 

Honey: Why

Trois: Or you won't be able to sleep

Honey: I'm so sorry 

Musashi: ok

 Hajime + Seitarou + Jyugo + Nico + Uno + Rock is online.

Liang: Hey Rock, wanna have a duel?

Nico: There's a stranger in my bed.

Upa: Who?

Samon: You better not be cheating. 

Uno: There's a pounding in my head.

Kiji : Get a doctor!

Trois: How bad does it hurt?

Jyugo : Glitter all over the room

Tsukumo : Isn't that normal?

Honey: Shouldn't be 

Rock: Pink flamingos in the pool

Ruka: YOU HAVE A POOL

Hajime: I smell like a minibar.

Kiji : Then please for the love of God S.H.O.W.E.R.

Ruka: ^

Samon: ^

Seitarou: DJs passed out in the yard.

Musashi: 1. You have a yard? 2. IS HE OK?

Nico: Barbies on the barbecue

Upa: Who were you sleeping with?

Liang: Bro why are you cooking barbies?

Seitarou: This a hickey or a bruise?

Kiji : Please never say that again.

Seitarou: Pictures of last night ended up online, I'm screwed.

Samon: I will check.

Hajime: Oh, well

Uno: It's a blacked-out blur, but I'm pretty sure it ruled.

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