Max Edwards. He was a young, striving kid who had been out of college and was working all by himself.
But, like the old saying, "The good die young." He is hit by stray bullets after a gang shootout happens. Thinking there was nothing left, he succ...
Blitzo and the crew are driving their gray van along the street.
Blitzo: "I love this song! *poorly singing along with "Mustang Dong" on the radio* ♫ You were a spicy little- uh- Demon with the- uh- bleach blonde haaaair! ♫
Loona is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitzo, looking mildly annoyed at his singing. Moxxie covers his somehow non-existing ears in the back, Max had his headphones in as he listened to his music while Millie rolls down her window and smiles.
Blitzo: ♫ Fieeendin' for that semen when I caught your stare... ♫
They drive into an old crowded parking lot.
Blitzo: ♫ Thooought it might be love, but you went--♫
A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.
Blitzo: "Oh, shit! Fu-
Blitzo slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Blitzo turns off the radio and glares at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE".
Blitzo: "Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!"
Blitzo pulls out a megaphone and yells into it.
Blitzo: "Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!"
The passenger steps out of her front car seat with high heels. Blitzo lowers the megaphone, shocked.
Blitzo: "Oh, shit! Verosika!"
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Verosika blows a bubble of pink gum before it pops.
Verosika: "Blitz-o."
Blitzo: "I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because, I believe the nearest ocean is...
Blitzo falls and faceplants onto the ground before standing up.
Blitzo: ...three Rings DOWN!"
Verosika: "And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts."
Blitzo: "Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that Beelzejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!"
Verosika flips her long hair back dramatically.
Verosika: "They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups."
Verosika takes a drink from her bottle and wipes her mouth with her thumb.
Verosika: "So, your sister says "Hi"."
Blitzo angrily steps in front of Verosika.
Blitzo: "Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!"
