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Target: Joe Smoe Location: Backwards Ass, New Mexico Description: I mean, just look at him.. y'know? Info: Loitered racistly.
We start off rather intensely, with Max, Blitzo, and Moxxie driving racing in their van on Earth. Blitzo is simultaneously driving the van and aiming with a sniper rifle, much to Moxxie's dismay.
Moxxie:"SIR! Focus on the road!"
Blitzo:"I'm- just making sure that it's the right guy, okay? Calm down Mox, I am a fantastic driver!"
Max:"Then at least, let him shoot damnit!"
Blitzø:"Quiet!"
Blitzo scopes in on the target, his hands shaking. He steers with his feet while pushing the pedal down with his tail.
Blitzo:"Hold on, I wonder if I could just-
He fires the rifle and accidentally blows some biker's head off.
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Blitzo:"Agh! Nope, almost had him."
Moxxie:"Oh crumbs in a blanket. Just hold the wheel, I'll shoot."
Moxxie takes the rifle, and aims for the target with much steadier hands.
Moxxie:"Nice and steady. Perfect."
Max:"LOOK OUT!"
A red car enters the scene and hits their van. Moxxie drops the rifle.
Blitzo:"Oh fuck the shit back into my stomach!"
The IMP van seemingly hits the target's car, causing it to fall into a canyon and explode.
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