Mission: Weeaboo-boo

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Target: Emberlynn Pinkle

Location: Boring suburbs, in a boring town Rockview USA

Description: Gothy 20 something

Info: She shipped Scrimbleson with Shawnathan instead of Blorbinzo 7 years ago, and it's basically incest or something, not really but dis bitch seems really upset about it.

Info: She shipped Scrimbleson with Shawnathan instead of Blorbinzo 7 years ago, and it's basically incest or something, not really but dis bitch seems really upset about it

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Max is on Earth, hiding in some brushes as he is talking to Blitzø on his phone.

Max:"No, this should be an easy one to kill Blitzø. She shouldn't be too hard to kill.—No, tell mom that she can't come because she trying to get out of watching that opera show with dad. Alright, I'll see you guys in a little bit. Tell Loona I love her."

He hangs up his call as studio laugher is heard from a nearby TV.

Max gets on all fours and sneaks by the living room window; he peeks through the living room window, seeing the adults watching TV and chuckles; he climbs up a tree and seeing the target in her bedroom.

Max stares at her. He sighs heavily.

Max:"Really? This our target? Can't complain, at least I'm getting paid. I only need my knife for this."

He climbs into her room and sneak up on her. Max gets his knife out and prepares to stab her. He starts whispering/singing to himself.

Max:"Oh ho, ho. Bingo. B-I-N-G-O."

He towers over her as he is prepared to kill her.

Max:""I love killing, shooting things, I'll use a saw! I'll use a fork, too! Da dun, da da. I love killings things with any kind of weapon, give me a knife and I'll kill someone and today it's gonna be a stupid bitch! Da-da ughn!"

As Max plunges the knife down on her, he is suddenly knocked down by a holy force field, knocking him down. He lands on some plushies in a corner.

Max"Ow, what the FUCK?!"

He attempts to throw his knife at Emberlyn's, but misses and hits her bear, catching her off-guard.

Emberlynn:"AHHH!"

She falls over, then looks at Max with a love-struck look

Emberlynn:"Oh! Ohh~"

Emberlynn's parents, hearing the commotion upstairs, look with disgust.

Mr. Pinkle: "Ugh, must be watching them damn "hen-tays" again."

Mrs. Pinkle: "Why won't she leave?!"

Back in the room, she looks at the hellhound sinner as he rubs his head.

Emberlynn:"Oh my god! What... are you?"

Max: I'm your worst fucking nightmare, bitch!"

Max shows his teeth at the girl and runs at her, but grunts as he is stopped by an unseeable force. He growls in anger.

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