Helluva Boss: A New Add-On to the Family

OZZIE'S

The scene opens up with a city shot that pans down on Imp City. Yelling can be heard in the background. Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle. She places the bottle on an open page of Stolas's grimoire and it rolls off the table.

The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. Blitzo walks into the office.

Blitzo: "Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!"

Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth.

Millie: " *yells* I'm still so jazzed up! Where's Max at?"

Max walks out of the portal with blood covering his mouth as cleans his claws and dusts his clothes.

Max:"Sorry, one of the lumberjacks was being a bit...irritating."

She snaps the axe in half and laughs. She then walks over near the rest of the group.

Moxxie: "Well you better stay jazzed, *points finger guns* babe. Because, guess where I'm taking you tonight?"

Blitzo: "Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street."

Moxxie: "Actually, sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So, I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!"

Max:"That's convenient."

Moxxie:"Why?"

Max:"I was invited to attend Ozzie's by Verosika. Said she wanted talk to me about something. Also, congratulations you two."

Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight.

Millie: *gasps* "Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!"

Moxxie: "Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while."

Millie: "Moxxie!"

She jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out. Blitzo rolls his eyes.

Blitzo: *groans* "Ugh, can you two not?"

Moxxie: "I'm sorry, sir. Maybe another time?"

Blitzo: "No, it's fine! I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy."

Moxxie: "Uh, no. The reservation is for us."

Blitzo: "Uh huh!"

Moxxie: "Just us."

Blitzo: "Mhm!"

Moxxie: "Without you there. Explicitly without you there."

Max:"They want to be alone."

Blitzo: "I'll wear something nice. It's a big deal after all. *hugs the two tightly* See you lovebugs later!"

He whistles on his way out. Moxxie growls.

Millie: "Relax, sweetie, don't let him get to you today. Let's just go home and... clean this blood off."

Moxxie blushes, flustered. She drags her finger down from Moxxie's chest and makes a seductive purring sound. Max looks at them as Moxxie looks at Max and gives him a thumbs up.They walk offscreen. The scene cuts to Hell's version of a subway.

Intercom: "Elevator 666 departing for Lust [in seductive tone] in 5 minutes."

Moxxie fixes his bowtie, Millie walks on screen. They both walk off together and Blitzo peers from on the other side of a pillar. Millie and Moxxie sit down in a waiting area as Blitzo spies on them behind a newspaper and calls Loona.