Target: Gerardo Velazquez Location: Small farm outside Tijuana, Mexico Description: Middle-aged male smells strongly of hay and tequila Info: I don't speak whatever language this guy is yappin' in but he keeps making hand motion that makes me think the target must be a real freak
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Max, Blitzo, Millie and Moxxie, arrived in Mexico at night.
Blitzo: "Alright. Seems like this one's nice and remote. Won't take us to long to-.
A goat bumps into Blitzo, knocking him down.
Blitzo:"What the f-.
Soon the groups are surrounded by goats. Max starts to pet one as it bleats at him.
Blitzo:"What the fuck are these things?!"
Moxxie:"I want to say these are earth goats, sir."
Max:"Great farm animal and pet."
Blitzo:"I don't care how great they are, they are in. My. Way!"
Bltzo picks up goats and kicks them. They hit the hay barn, the barn and the house. This alerts the man inside the house. Who goes outside to see.
Gerardo:"Que esta pasando!? Que carajo!?"
(What the Hell What's going on?)
Gerardo sees the Imps killing his goats. While Max continues protecting/petting the goat. He sees Gerardo in his peripheral vision.
Moxxie:"Nice! Easy, easy goats! Easy!"
Gerardo:"El Chupacabras!"
Max:"¡No somos chupacabras!"
(We aren't Chupacabras!)
Gerardo get surprised at the Spanish speaking wolf before he grabs his rifle and fires at them. Blitzo appears from under the goat pile, wearing one of them like a costume.
Blitzo:"Shit! Scatter."
Gerardo fires at them, as the Imps escape with Max teleporting away in fiery tornado.
Blitzo jumps on a goat to escape while shooting at the man, while the goat struggles to move due to Blitzo trying to ride it like a horse, but he can't because a goat IS NOT a horse.
Blitzo:"Run, you stretched asshole!"
The goat crashes due to Blitzø's weight and he gets hit by a shoe by the farmer's wife.
Mrs. Velaquez:"Pendejo que te voy a arrancar la cabeza-la Chupacabra de mierda esta... "
(You IDIOT, I'm gonna tear your fucking head off—piece of shit Chupacabra...)
Blitzo:"Ay caramba, he brought the big guns. Come on gang, we lost the element of surprise, let's just get 'em tomorrow."
