Helluva Boss: A New Add-On to the Family

Mission: Orphan Time

IMP File:

Target: Frank McTickly Wrigglers AKA "Mr. Wrigglers"

Location: Hugging Dove Charity

Description: Freakishly kind and disturbingly charitable.

Info: Runs a public broadcast children's television show. Showed me up in highschool.
(Kinda uncool for wanting to kill this guy)

A blue sky is seen with birds chirping. A portal opens next to a car, with Max and Loona walking out. They creep up to a building with him still reading the folder.

Max:"Alright Loony, today we're dealing with a children's "entertainer". Goes by a... Mr. Wrigglers. Thought this would be a good one for you and me, and I think you know why."

Loona:"Uh, yeah. I hate that sunshine and rainbows shit. These guys always turn out to be sickos. Where are we? His third world sex resort? His slave-cult compound?"

A sign is shown with an inscription "Hugging Dove Charity for Dying Orphans and Injured Puppies".

Max:"Well, your dad just thought he would be really easy to kill, y'know? And then we could have the whole rest of the day for ourselves or you could be with him!"

He puts the file back in his bag as she groans.

Loona:"Ugh. Fine."

Loona and Max both activate their human disguises.

Max: "Okay. This should be simple enough."

Loona and Max both enter the building through its front door, then walks into a hallway labelled "Administration". She opens Mr. Wrigglers' door.

Loona:"Holy shit, that was just unlocked."

Max:"I'm surprised we can waltz in here."

Mr Wrigglers:"Well, of course! My door's always open to a new friend. Would you happen two happen to be orphans?"

Max:"...what?"

Loona:"Wh- Am I a what?"

Mr. Wrigglers:"Orphans?"

Max:"Not technically.."

Loona:"Y-yeah, actually I am. How did you-

Mr. Wrigglers:"From the charity event!"

Loona:"Oh! Uh. Yes."

Mr. Wrigglers:"Well isn't that just a wonderful thing that makes you two special? What can I do for you two to brighten up your day?"

Loona:"Yeah, you can cut the Santa Claus shit, I actually came to kill you."

Mr. Wrigglers:"Oh, heavens... These Wish-a-Wish things sure have gotten mighty extreme. Well, if that would make you happy, you're more'n welcome. Anything for an orphan."

He turns to Max.

Mr. Wrigglers:"And what about you?"

Max:"Well I could go for something to drink."

As he pulls out a drink from his desk, Blitzo falls into the room between the three from a vent, screaming.

Loona:"Oh, he's an orphan too, he has... fucking... red-itis."

Mr. Wrigglers:"Oh hello there, special friend!"

Blitzo:"Hiiiii... Loona, Max, what's the- what's the deal here? Were you waiting on me?"

Loona:"Yeah, Max was just about to shoot him."

She looks at Mr. Wrigglers

Loona:"You want to get comfortable, or any last requests?"