Mission: Anartica

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A desk in the I.M.P Headquarters holds contract for an unknown target described as a man-eating beast. It is thrown onto the desk.

We see a portal opening up in Antarctica, with Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie falling out. Max jumps out and onto the fluffy snow while wearing all white.

Blitzo:"Ah, that was a big jump."

Millie whimpers in the cold before Max hands her an automatic hand warmer as she smiles. He also hands one to Moxxie. The couple stick them in their jacket pockets.

Blitzo:"Christ on a stick, I'm freezing my little red cock off! Where is that thing supposed to be?"

Millie:"The client said it was near the research station."

Moxxie:"Th-th-th-that research station?"

They look to McMurdo station, its door is seen being repeatedly opened and closed. Max loads his guns while Blitzo exhales and starts shivering.

Moxxie:"Oh crumbs, that can't be good."

Max:"Nothing ever goes good when we go kill."

Blitzo:"Oh sh- yikes, yi-

Max enters first with his gun and points at blind spots before spotting what's inside the station.

The station is full of dead bodies of people killed in a gruesome fashion.

Moxxie:"What happened here?"

Millie:"These guys were torn to shreds. I've seen Wrath b-b-b-beasts less brutal than this."

Moxxie:"What and/or who could've done this?"

Max looks and sees teethmarks all over their bodies.

Max:"That's weird..."

A roar is heard outside the station, and Blitzo turns to see the silhouette of what the imps believed to be responsible for the killings.

Blitzo:"Uh, that, probably. Okay, Moxxie, get up top, Millie, cover the entrances, I got it here."

Moxxie:"Yes, sir."

He gets in position and scopes in and sees a giant leopard seal running towards them. Max also takes aim with his AR and sees the distressed face on the seal.

Max:"Wait—

Blitzo:"Y-you got him, Mox?"

Moxxie:"Yes sir."

Blitzo:"Sweet, let's turn him into some SWISS cheese!"

Max:"Wait!"

Blitzo starts firing at the monster, but fails to hurt it significantly. Moxxie misses the first shot, but takes a deep breath and fires again, blowing the monster's head clean off.

Blitzo: "Guess he met his match, heh-heh. Eat shit in Hell, polar slut! Good job, Mox, now let's get out of this frozen fuckhole."

Max:"You idiot! It wasn't heading towards us! And this wasn't a man that did this!"

Blitzø:"What do you mean?"

Max:"These aren't bullet marks. These are bite marks. And that leopard seal wasn't coming towards us!"

Blitzo:"Sh-sh-sh-shit!"

Moxxie:"Uh, what? What's the problem?"

Blitzo:"This slut wasn't running toward us!"

Millie:"He was running away... from something else..."

Moxxie:"Look!"

They look outside, only to seea penguin on top of a glacier, with blood below its beak, angrily staring at the imps.

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