Elemental family szenarios

private school

Everyone seem to like Gymnasium/private school so much, it's the best school there is apparently.

"They hire the best teachers there is."

"You can only go there if you're smart enough."

"It's so hard there!"

"If you want to be successful then go there!"

"Everyone is so smart and polite there!"

Is what they all say,but honestly, I think they are a bunch of idiots.

The 'smart' students in question:
???:"Does anyone know how to save a link???"

???:"Nope"

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???:"Does anyone remembers how to devide fractions??"

???:"How the fuck do you not know that,but solved the hardest question there is!?"

???:"I just guessed man. What else am I supposed to do!??"

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???:"Yo! Morning teach."

Teacher:"You're late"

???:"I know." *takes ages to put his books on the table* But hey! Atleast I'm here in this prison.

Teacher:"Good point."
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???:"Can we work outside please?"

Teacher:"Sure,be back at 8:20."

???:"Thank you!"

Them as soon as they are outside:
???:"Everyone brought their phone?"

???:"Yup"

???:"Alright! Let's play a game!"

Meanwhile in the classroom:
Teacher:'They are probably on their phone..' *take a sip out of their coffee* 'Oh well. As long as they do their assignment, I don’t care'

Also them:
*somehow manage to finish their work in five minutes and 85% of the answers are right*

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Teacher:"We are supposed to write a test-"

???:"Can we not write it please??"

Teacher:"Let me finish! Anyways, we won't write any and you will just play a game of quizzes(?). The winner get a homework ticket from me."

(Homework tickets=Your name won't be written in the class book if you forgot your homework.Can be used once. It doesn't matter how important the homework was.)

*The whole class cheering and immediately complied*
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*the whole class literally screaming and are on their phone*

The teacher: *chilling with two students and telling tea to each other*

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???:"I literally know my teacher whole life."

??:"I don't believe you"

???:"Their husband name is ***,they live in *** street*** number 5. They hate their cousin. Her sister got remarried,but she hates her husband. Her dog is named *** and the dog's best friend is a golden retriever named ***."

??:"Do you stalk her or something!??"

???:"Nope. My teacher just waste the entire class time with talking about her life. I know more than that by the way"

??:"Don't you get homework in return??"

???:"Nope. She just tell us that we will redo(?) the assignment from that day to the next day"

??:"Isn't that a lot of work?"

???:"Nope,she technically gives us the answers"
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First day of school after summer break:

Teacher:"Everyone ready for school?"

???:"No. I need more holidays"

Teacher:"Me too honestly."

???:"Can we pleaseeee not learn today?"

Teacher:"Sadly we can't."

???:"Aw...that's too bad.."

Teacher:"But we can play a game about our theme."

The whole class:"Yes!!"
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???:"Teacher,I'm tired I will go to sleep" *fall asleep on their desk*

Teacher:"Ok." *look at their sit neighbour* "Wake them up for the homework assignment okay?"

Neighbour:"Okay."
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*the girls having an argument*

The boys in the back:
?1:"Damn, this is interesting."

?2:"Right? Anyways, does anyone have snacks?"

?3:"I do." *share snack with everyone*

*hear a girl mention their name*

?4:"Hey! Let me out of it! I know nothing."

*the girls glare at him*

?4:I know nothing!!" *put his hands up in defeat and pray on the inside to not get into their argument*

?1:"Should we help him?"

?2:"You want to suffer??"

?1:"Good point. Sorry man, you're on your own." *pat their shoulder and escape with the others*

?4:"Traitors!"
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*the students screaming and yelling at each other while also cursing at each other in PE*

???:"Um...teach?"

Teacher:"I don't get paid enough for this."
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Blaze:"That's actually how your class are??"

???:"Yup. All the classes are like that to be honest."

Blaze:"prove it"

???:"You can spend a day in my class if you want."

Blaze:"Just like that??"

???:"Just like that. As long as you don't 'disturb' the lesson,the teachers doesn't care."

Blaze:"Alright!"

*after spending one day there*

Blaze:*Gives Halilintar the best puppy eyes there is* Can we please go to school there?

Hali:"Sure."

Blaze:"Yes!! It will be the best schoolyear ever!"

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Based off my school 😀

And new school AU :D