Chapter 5: I hate burning trash...

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TRIGGER WARNING: Fire, burn injuries, blood
TODOROKI TRIGGER WARNING: a certain flaming trashcan

Izuku's POV
It's a cool night. The wind rushes past me as I parkour from building to building. It seems like it's going to be a quiet night.

That is, until I feel the presence of a flaming trashcan approximately 9 rooftops behind me. He seems to have just spotted me, and is moving towards me. I sigh, absolutely not in the mood to deal with Mr. flaming pile of trash.

"STOP RIGHT THERE, YOU VILLAIN!" Endeavour yells, as he propels himself like a trashy torpedo towards me. I don't bother to waste my breath— I just dip. Running across the rooftops, I eventually find a nice abandoned building to slip into, confuse the flaming idiot, dash up two floors, confuse the flaming stinkhead even more, and yeet myself out of the window.

Did I mention that said window was on the 38th floor?

I grapple to the building diagonal to this one, flip upside down in the air, and roll onto the rooftop before getting up almost immediately and making a break for it.

No, I did not just do a flip in the air for fun. Excuse me! Which quirkless vigilante would do crazy acrobatics in the air after yeeting themself out of a 38-floor-high window while being chased by a flaming trashhead?! Not me, of course!

I actually flipped to dodge the hmm, I don't know, LITERAL FIREBALL HEADED STRAIGHT FOR MY HEAD?! Either that flaming trash-for-brains has a terrible aim or actually wants to kill a vigilante, who in my defence, didn't actually break any laws. I couldn't evade it completely (screw you Endatrash!), so I ended up with a very singed back. At least I escaped that flaming pile of burning crap.

I come to a stop in an alley. Crouching down into the shadows, I treat the burn with first-aid. Please, just don't let anyone find me, I have neither the time nor the patience to deal with villains or heroes right now.

It's too bad my luck is crap.

Eraser POV
I cover my usual patrol with ease tonight, it seems like there isn't much crime now. Kurai has, as much as the law and heroes would hate to admit it, lowered crime rates exponentially. I'm covering the other parts of the city since I already finished my usual patrol route.

I didn't expect to see Endeavour shooting fireballs at the dark green and black vigilante. I see one scorching his back, but the vigilante barely flinches, and with unimaginable speed and precision, Kurai drops down into an alley.

It takes me a while to get over there, and I take a while to find Kurai. From what I can see, he's treating the wound and putting some vodka he found nearby on it. How in the world can he stand that?! I can't even stand antiseptic without flinching!

"You have a pretty high pain tolerance, Kurai." I come out from behind the wall.

"No sh*t sherlock" The voice is nonchalant, like he'd already detected my presence, and he didn't just get chased down by Endeavour. Kurai presumably finishes up on the first-aid, and stands up.

I finally get a close glance at Kurai. Usually he's far away by the time we see him, and even when we talk there's usually a rooftop distancing us. He's... shorter than I expected. He's wearing a hood along with what can be identified as a voice changer mask. (A/N: Just look at Shinsou's persona chords. Volume 21 I think. And then make it dark green.) The only thing that I can see not covered by the hood and mask are piercing emerald green eyes. They look like they're shining in the dark of the alley.

"Anyways, it was nice to meet you, Mr. never evolving caterpie, see you and hope you evolve into a butterfree soon!" The vigilante dashed away, jumping on walls and windowsills, and finally vanishing from sight.

I sighed. I need coffee for this sh*t.

DID Y'ALL NOTICE?! I CALLED ENDEAVOUR A DIFFERENT NAME EVERY TIME!! I'M DYING WITH LAUGHTER AS I WRITE THIS 💀 Anyways, about Izuku's vigilante outfit. He has persona chords, a hood, and the rest of the outfit is somewhat like the outfit from World Heroes' Mission but without the air force gloves, he just has normal black fingerless gloves. If I have time I may try to draw it out.

Word Count: 778

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Thanks for reading this chapter, see you soon readers! —CloudBunny

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