Steven Universe- Lapis Lazuli X Male Reader

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(You and the Crystal Gems are standing in front of the burning wreckage of the Gem Warship and looking out to sea, after Malachite dragged herself into the ocean. Steven is still on his phone with Connie from the previous episode.)

Pearl: That could have gone... a lot worse. *smiles*

Y/N: Jasper forced Lapis to fuse with her, now she's currently 20,000 leagues underwater, How do you think it could've gone?

Pearl: Fair point

Garnet: But, Could have gone a lot better too.

(Garnet looks at the burning broken pieces of the warship scattered all around the Lighthouse hill and the Crystal Temple.)

Connie: *through Steven's phone* Steven? I got your message. ...Steven? What happened?

Amethyst: We won!

(Amethyst grabs Steven by surprise and twirls him around in joy. Lion inches in and nuzzles Steven.)

Connie: *on phone, from her home* Is that Amethyst? Ah... what's going on? You said that there's some kind of giant space hand and you all may die?

Amethyst: *yells through the phone* Wooohooo! Ye-he-he-he! *noogies Steven*

Steven: Connie! You're not going to believe what happened. Where do I even start?!

Amethyst: *off screen* I see you, P!

Steven: It's been a madhouse over here.

(Lion walks away and leaps off. Amethyst hugs Pearl over-exaggeratedly)

Pearl: Amethyst! That's enough celebrating.

(Greg then arrives around the corner in his van.)

Steven: Huh?

Greg: STEVEN!

Steven: Dad! *turns to Connie on the phone* Connie I-I have to go. I promise I'll call you back. *hangs up his phone* Dad's back! Dad's back! *runs towards Greg*

Greg: *running to Steven* Oh! Thank goodness you're okay! *hugs Steven tightly* Mmmmm! I saw the spaceship start to leave and then it crashed so I came back and... *sees Steven's black eye* Ohhh... Your eye... But you're okay! I guess those jerks were no match for the Crystal Gems!

Y/N: Actually, They were pretty tough

Greg: But you were able to beat them back?

Steven: No. They totally stomped us! This warrior, Jasper, was super beefy and knocked me unconscious. Then they abducted me onto the ship because they wanted to take me away forever. And then we crashed the ship and I almost died!

Greg: *increasingly worried and panicked* What did they want with you?!

Steven: They think I'm Mom.

Greg: *stammering* A-are more Homeworld Gems gonna come after you?

Y/N: That's the thing, We don't know

Steven: Maybe?

Greg: *clearly distraught* Steven. I-I'm supportive and very proud of you. And I'll be right back. *runs back into his van* Got to calm down. Where's my... *picks up lots of CDs from the back of the van* Where's my relaxing music CD? This one? *puts a CD in the radio, and death metal music starts to play* Wrong one! Stop! Eject! *punches the radio and tries to calm down*

(Steven watches the commotion as Greg tries to calm himself down, when his phone starts to ring again, realizing it is Connie. He looks back at his clearly-panicking dad as his van breaks down.)