Your Mother and Mine

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(The Sun Incinerator is seen drifting through space, its thrusters flickering. Lars is sitting in the captain's chair and the Off Colors are at their respective stations.)

Lars: Captain's log. Star date, uh... Thursday. Space... is really big. Everything is messed up. Our nova thrusters are busted. And getting home is taking forever.

Rhodonite: *turns to Lars* Hey, Captain? Should we be writing this down?

Lars: Uh, yeah!-

(Suddenly, You and Steven emerge from Lars' hair with a sub sandwich and a bag of potato chips.)

Steven: Who wants a party sub?!

Y/N: And what's a sub without, Some Chips!!!

Rhodonite: What exactly are we celebrating?

Steven: You guys beat Emerald. And you rescued me, Y/N and Connie from the Jungle Moon. And you have this super fast ship, so you'll be back on Earth in no time.

Lars: It's only super fast when it works! *snatches the sandwich and chips from You and Steven*

Y/N: Well, You're welcome then

Fluorite: *emerging from the engine room* Captain Lars... I've finished... rerouting...

Lars: Power from the gravity engine to the nova thrusters? Great! Twins, floor it on the thrusters!

Rutile Twins: Right away, Captain! Yes, Captain!

(The Rutile Twins activate the nova thrusters and the ship begins to pick up speed briefly, when the thrusters falter and the ship's power goes out, You were sipping on a juice box.)

Y/N: Yo, I think you forgot to pay your electric bill

Lars, Rhodonite, Rutile Twins & Fluorite: Aww!...

Padparadscha: Captain Lars, don't use the thrusters! We're going to lose power!

Lars: *dejectedly* Thanks, Padparadscha.

Steven: Hey... If we're going to be drifting a while, there's somebody I'd like you all to meet.

Lars: *looks at his hair and groans* Are they bigger than that sandwich?

Steven: Maybe a few pickles bigger.

Lars: Bigger than you?

Steven: I mean, they don't have to be.

Lars: Fine. Bring 'em over.

Y/N: If you insist, Steven

Steven: Got it 

(Steven jumps into Lars' hair, and shortly reemerges with Garnet, shapeshifted into Steven.)

Stevens: Twins! *poses with Garnet*

Fluorite: *surprised* Another... Steven?...

Lars: There's more of you?!

(Garnet shapeshifts back to normal and the others gasp, catching a glimpse of Garnet's eyes before she adjusts her visor back into place.

Y/N: Everyone, Meet Garnet

Rutile Twins: Her eyes. A fusion?

Padparadscha: He's going to bring back another Steven!

Steven: Garnet leads the Crystal Gems back on Earth.

Garnet: Just look at you all! *walks up to and hugs Rhodonite* You must be Rhodonite - a Ruby and a Pearl? That must have been a story. *wraps her arm around Rhodonite and lowers her visor slightly* I want all the details.

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