Steven Universe- Lapis Lazuli X Male Reader

Gem Harvest

[Open Ext. The Barn, Evening]

(Steven knocks on the front door of the barn.)

Steven: Y/N! Peridot! Lapis! I'm here! Did you forget your favorite Steven was coming over to spend the night?

(There is no answer from inside. Steven looks around and spots an alien mask ornament, with antlers on top and a rope hanging out of it, at the side of the barn.

Steven: Aha! A door knocky thing! Eh!

(Steven pulls on the rope, and the whole ornament falls apart. He then turns around and sees a corn field in front of the barn.)

Steven: Hey, that looks new.

(Steven begins to walk through the corn field while holding the alien mask and antlers horn.)

Steven: Y/N, Peridot, Lapis! I-I'm sorry I broke your door thingy! I wanted to fix it, but I don't know how it goes together! 

Y/N: (Offscreen) It's okay, I can fix it later

(You walk up to Steven)

Steven: Y/N!

Y/N: Hey Steven

Steven: What's up?

Y/N: Well, as you know, Thanksgiving is around the corner

Steven: Yeah?

Y/N: So, I told my parents they could come here, I really want them to meet Lapis

Steven: That's great, Y'know your door thingy does Makes a pretty neat mask though.

Y/N: Hey, Y'know it actually does, Hey If your looking for Lapis and Peridot, They're in the cornfeild

Steven: *sees more rows of crops ahead* Wow! Did I just die and go to the back of a cereal box?

Y/N: Heh, Surprised?

Steven: Totally, What Happened?

Y/N: Lapis and Peridot took up growing stuff

Steven: Cool

(Steven steps forward, when sprinkler systems start up at his side. He screams in surprise, which catches Lapis' attention, who is activating the sprinkler systems with her water abilities.)

Lapis: Hi, Steven! *stops the sprinkler systems and flies over*

Peridot: Steven! *riding by on a tractor in the background* I'm on a tractor!

Lapis: Did I spray you by accident?

Steven: Just a little. *shakes his head around to shrug off the water*

Lapis: Haha. So glad you could make it.

Peridot: Steven! How do you like our little- (The tractor stops, causing Peridot to jolt a bit.) Ough! Experiment?

Steven: It's amazing. What made you want to start farming stuff all of a sudden?

Peridot: I have all the skills required for growing Gems. I figured, why not try growing something else? *jumps off of the tractor* Who knows? Maybe they're ready right now!

(Peridot pulls an ear of corn off a corn stalk.)

Peridot: Hello, corn. *waits for a response* Maybe she can't hear me in there? *examines the corn* I MADE YOU IN MY IMAGE, YOU WILL DO AS I SAY!

Y/N: (Whispers to Steven) I told her what an "Ear Of Corn" was, Now she thinks corn can hear

Steven: *chuckling* Wait, you didn't think the corn was gonna walk right out of the ground when you told it to, did you? That's not how vegetables work.