Can't Go Back

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[Open Int. Beach House]

(Steven is in his bathroom, finishing his bedtime routine as he closes the mirror cabinet. He yawns loudly and turns to the bathtub.)

Steven: Goodnight, Peridot.

(Peridot is seen lying at the bathtub, sleeping, together with Pumpkin, while droplets of water drips from the faucet onto Peridot's gem.)

Steven: Goodnight, Y/N

Y/N: Night Steven

(Steven then returns back to his room and lies down in his bed.)

Steven: Nothing left to do, but dream.

(Steven is about to fall asleep, when a loud banging is heard at the front door.)

Ronaldo: (banging the door) Steeveeeeen! STEEEVEEEEEEEN! 

Y/N: Steven, Company!!!

(Steven unenthusiastically walks up to the door and opens it.)

Ronaldo: STEEEEVEEEEEEEEEN!!!

Steven: Ronaldo, it's the middle of the night.

Ronaldo: Grab Y/N and come on, You guys have to come to the lighthouse. I found something weird.

Steven: *rubbing his eye* You found something weird everyday since my dad got you that telescope.

Ronaldo: I know; I'm amazing. You won't believe my latest discovery. There's something on the moon! *points at the moon*

Steven: Can't you call Nanefua?

Ronaldo: Not a fourth time!

[Trans. Lighthouse]

(Ronaldo brings You and Steven to the telescope at the top of the lighthouse, who uses it to gaze at the Moon Base.)

Steven: This is the Moon Base. It's always been there.

Ronaldo *shocked* You have a moon base!? I have so many questions! One: why didn't you tell me about your moon base? Two: take me to your moon base. Three: why does it look like a barn?

Y/N: Wait a second, Did you say barn?

(You looks through the telescope again and finds the Barn, fitted in a crater of the moon.)

Y/N: Lapis!!!

(You look at Steven and Ronaldo, You then clear your throat)

Y/N:I mean uh, I'm glad Lapis is okay, I got to go back to the house and get something

(You run back to the house and grab some condoms)

[Trans. Int. Moon Base]

(You, Steven and Lion warp to the Moon Base via Lion's magical portals, and Lion collides into the wall from the sheer velocity, slumping over in exhaustion.)

Steven: Thanks, Lion. *pets Lion in the head* That super warp takes a lot out of you, huh?

(Lion yawns loudly.)

Steven *yawns as well* You and me, buddy. 

Y/N: Rest well, Ya big 'ol lug

(You and Steven proceed to step out of the Moon Base inside his bubble shield and heads out towards the Barn)

Steven: Why would Lapis bring the barn to the moon? I thought she wanted to get as far away from Earth as possible.

Y/N: Don't know

(You and Steven jump then land on the grassy patch around the Barn, then walk inside.)

Y/N: *le gasp* It's still here, The beds, the router and the generator, She hasn't forgotten about me, Yo Lapis! Lapis Lazuli! Lapis you in here?!

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