Kevin's Party

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[Open Ext. Fish Stew Pizza, Daytime]

(You and Steven put up missing posters for Lion on the pizzeria's windows from inside. As You both leave, Steven speaks to someone inside.

Steven: If you see him, call me right away. He's my only interdimensional gateway to space, and I love him. *walks off* 

Y/N: I still think you should get Lion trained

Steven: Oh come on Y/N, Lion's a very good boy, sometimes, Okay, I think I have enough fliers left to-

(Just then, a yellow sports car stops in front of Steven, causing the fliers to fly out of his hands.)

Steven: Aah! Aah!

Y/N: Steven!!

(The car door opens and Kevin steps out, flicking his hair.)

Kevin: What are you doing Saturday night?

(You and Steven stare at Kevin, Steven unamused, and starts to walk away to pick up his flyers. Kevin runs after him in shock.)

Kevin: Hey! Listen! Little kid!

Y/N: Hey, You can't just-

(Kevin shoves you out of the way)

Kevin: Move!

Y/N: Ugh, Rude

Steven: Beat it, Kevin.

Kevin: I'm throwing a party at my parents' palatial estate. All the coolest teens in Delmarva have RSVP'd, except one; the only one cooler than I am.

Steven: Are you... talking about me?

Kevin: What? No! Eww! I'm talking about Stevonnie.

Steven: W-W-What?! You can't just- *grumbles* This is the last thing I need right now.

Kevin: Look, Stevonnie is better than me, okay? Better dancer, better driver. Stevonnie truly does not care what anyone thinks. That's why they're the coolest. If I can't be the coolest, I at least got to be seen hanging with the coolest.

Steven: Stevonnie only exists when Connie and I are together, and we're... I'm not coming.

Kevin: *sighs* Great. So I invited that other kid for nothing. *walks back to his car*

Steven: ...Wh- Connie's going?!

(Steven drops all of his fliers and runs after Kevin, panting.)

Kevin: Of course she's going. No one turns down an invitation to a Kevin party.

Steven: But she can't stand you. Why would she- *gasps* Wait! Did you say all of this to her, too?! Does she think I'm- *trips and falls, grunting* -I'm gonna be there?

(Kevin gets into his car and starts the engine, as Steven frantically tries to talk to him.)

Steven: Is it too late to RSVP?

(Kevin rolls down his window.)

Kevin: Yes. But! I'll make an exception... for Stevonnie.

(Kevin drives away, but immediately returns.)

Kevin: Wait. What's your number? I'll text you the address.

Steven: Oh. Yeah, uhh, 301-555...

Kevin: *rolls his eyes* Here, you enter it. *hands Steven his phone*

Steven: Okay, uh, how do I...?

Kevin: You roll the little ball to navigate.

Steven: The screen is so tiny. *enters his contact details* Here. *hands Kevin back his phone*

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