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[Open Int. Little Homeworld]

(Steven is seen warping into Little Homeworld by acting a commercial.)

Steven: Hey, all you Gems out there in the universe! Have you been feeling lost and confused in this new era? Then come on down to Little Homeschool! Are you used to destroying things? Then learn to be constructive instead! Are you used to plotting? Then you can tend to this plot of land! Feeling lost without direction from the Diamonds? Come and find your center. Everyone deserves a chance to change, so come on down today! And, cut. *picks up the camera* Thanks for helping update our commercial, guys.

Y/N: Glad we could help, Man.

Larimar: I'm an actor.

Steven: I'll get this home and do some editing.

Peridot: Steven, you smell good.

Steven: Uh, what?

Y/N: There's a sticky note on you're back

Steven: Huh?

(The writing on Steven's back says "Tell Me I Smell Good".)

Peridot: *laughs* You obviously wrote this yourself.

Steven: No, I didn't. *slurps tomato soup* Mnh! Bleh! Tomato soup?

Peridot: I thought you loved tomato soup!

Steven: Yeah, but... where'd my juice go? *sees toilet paper on Steven's car* Oh, no! The Dondai's been, Huh?

Y/N: TP'd, Your car's been TP'd, Tell ya what, I'll drive ya home, Well at least to save you the embarassment

Steven: It's cool Y/N, this stuff isn't that hard to get off

(Steven hears someone laugh mysteriously.)

Steven: Hey! Whoever you are that's "pranking me," you've got a really weird idea of what a prank is. *sighs* At least I don't have to pick up more toilet paper.

[Trans. Int. Beach House]

(You and Steven drive in to Steven's house who plays Haven't You Noticed (I'm a Star).)

Y/N: What's going on over here?

Steven: Hmm? Whoa, another welcome party. A new Gem must've arrived.

[Trans. Int. Living Room]

(Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl let Steven join in.)

Amethyst: Yo, dude, come over here and introduce yourself.

Steven: Welcome to Earth! My name's-

Short  Gem: *cockney accent* Well, well, well, if it ain't the old Gem savior himself, Steven Universe!

Short  Gem: *cockney accent* Well, well, well, if it ain't the old Gem savior himself, Steven Universe!

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Steven: *gasps*

Y/N: Oh A new gem, Well it's really a pleasure to meet *sudden realization*

Y/N: Oh A new gem, Well it's really a pleasure to meet *sudden realization*

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