[Open Ext. The Barn]
(Following the events in "Earthlings", You, Steven, Amethyst and Peridot return back to the barn to find the five Rubies, trapped in water bubbles by Lapis, and their Roaming Eye parked nearby. Garnet and Pearl are also in the scene.)
Y/N: So, The Ruby Army came back, huh?
Lapis: They showed up on their little ship acting very angry. So I put them in time-out.
Y/N: Wow Lapis, Practicing for our future already?
(You Wink at Lapis, She looks away Smiling, hiding her blush)
Steven: I thought we were done with these guys! *walks up to the Rubies* Why did you come back here?
Garnet: Let's release one and just ask what they're up to.
Steven: Ooh, ooh! Can I pick?
Garnet: Go for it.
(Steven walks closer and scans through the Rubies.)
Steven: Hmm... Oh! Let's talk to "Leggy"!
Pearl: "Leggy"?
Steven: I named them based on the placement of their gems. There's "Leggy", "Army", "Navy", "Eyeball", and, uh...
Y/N: Booby
(You chuckles, Steven nudges you with his elbow)
Y/N: Okay Sorry, What did you name her
Steven: "Doc". "Leggy" seems like the easiest to talk to.
Lapis: "Leggy", come on down!
(Lapis pops the water bubble trapping "Leggy", and she falls onto the ground.)
Steven: Hey! Hi, I'm Steven. What brings you back to Earth?
"Leggy": Uh... *sits up* I... don't... know? *shrugs*
Steven: Oh, uh, I understand. I used to forget why we go on missions all the time.
"Leggy": I'll just go stand over here then. *walks over to stand by the fence*
Steven: Let's take a chance on "Army".
("Army"'s bubble pops and she falls to the ground.)
Y/N: Hi, Can you tell us why you're he-
"Army": *in rage* RAAH! *charges toward You and Steven* I'll tear you limb- Huh?
Garnet: *picks "Army" up by the back of her tunic* Hey! Don't be like that.
"Army": Why I oughta razzle-frazzle your- *flails about while mumbling angrily*
Garnet: Aww. *tucks "Army" under her arm*
"Army": Hey, what the- *flails her legs and continues mumbling angrily*
Garnet: Next!
Steven: Ehh... "Navy"?
("Navy" is then freed from her water bubble.)
"Navy": If I remember correctly, we were on Earth- *pauses and sees the Gems staring at her, causing her to blush and look away* Uh... hah! This is so embarrassing! *covers her face* Oh-ho- *looks back at the Gems* Aah! *runs away and cowers next to "Leggy"*
Steven: Okay, "Eyeball"?
("Eyeball" is then released.)
"Eyeball": I'm not tellin' y'all nothin' about nothin'! *crosses her arms and growls*
Y/N: Well, Doc is the last one left, so let's try her
(Lastly, "Doc" is released.)
"Doc": Where's Jasper? Last time we came, you tricked us into playing that stuuupid game! Then, you said: *air-quotes* "She's on Neptune", so we looked, and she wasn't there. She wasn't on Neptune! Or any other planet in this whole dang solar system!
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FanfictionYou are currently A High School Graduate, And One Day as you moved out of your home, You settle down in a Quiet town called Beach City, You soon meet Steven Universe and his Guardians, The Crystal Gems, You mainly tag along with them on adventures t...
