Doug Out

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[Open Ext. Beach Citywalk Fries, Evening]

(Steven, with You and Connie, is getting a bag of fry bits from Peedee at the fry shop.)

Steven: Thanks for the bits, Peedee. *walks off with You and Connie* Oh, and tell Ronaldo I hope his weird rash clears up soon.

(You, Steven and Connie sit on a bench and begin eating the fry bits.)

Steven: Life can get really intense, huh?

Connie: Yeah, especially your and Y/N's lives. Let's see, alien abduction.

Steven: Going to a weird zoo for humans in space.

Y/N: Seeing More Amethyst'

Connie: And sneaking out past a pair of intergalactic tyrants!

Y/N: Those Diamond Douchebags ain't got shit on us 

(You, Steven and Connie laugh together.)

Steven: *takes a fry bit from the bag and lifts it up to the sky* Well, it's nice to know that we can still have peaceful days like this without any trouble.

(Steven flicks the fry bit and attempt to catch it in his mouth, but fails, and he laughs.)

Connie: Almost.

Y/N: I want this moment to last for well, Who knows how long

???: *yelling* Hey, kid!

(You, Steven and Connie look over and spot A Strange Man speaking through a megaphone by his car.)

Doug: Drop those fry bits! Drop em'!

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Doug: Drop those fry bits! Drop em'!

Steven: Oh no, it's the cops!

Connie: Huh?

Steven: All the years of ordering off menu have finally come back to taunt me!

Connie: You meant haunt you? 

Y/N: Sir listen, whatever my friend did, I'll pay for the damages, *silently* Cause I ain't going to jail, I seen how to make a shank

Connie: What?!

Y/N: What, You want one?

Connie: What, No *sigh*, Y/N, Steven, that's not even a police car, it's just-

Steven I surrender! *gets off the bench and runs towards Doug* I knew I was breaking the rules but, I did it anyway! The bits had their hooks in meeee.

Connie: *runs over to Steven, laughing* Dad, quit joking around!

Y/N: Wait, Dad?!

Y/N: Wait, Dad?!

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