The Big Show

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[Open Int. Sadie's Room]

(Steven is video-recording while Sadie Killer and the Suspects performs "The Working Dead".)

Sadie: ♪ But I'd really rather be, ♪ Eating your brain! ♪

Y/N: And, That's a wrap

Steven: Whoo-hoo!

Jenny: Just another hot track from Sadie Killer and the Suspects.

Sadie: How's it sound, Sour Cream?

Sour Cream: Here, check it out. *shows Sadie his laptop screen*

Buck: Hey, Y/N, Steven. How's the footage coming?

Y/N: Coming along pretty nicely

Steven: *chuckles* Great!

Buck: Your documentation of our humble beginnings will be important when we become a pop-culture phenomenon.

Jenny: Okay, but why are you recording it on that giant shoe box?

Steven: It's my dad's old camcorder. These are your early days. The footage has to look old.

Sadie: I think I could get a more guttural scream on the chorus if I rest my voice a little.

(Footsteps are then heard upstairs, and Sadie quickly closes Sour Cream's laptop.)

Barbara: Sadie! *enters downstairs* Could you give me a hand with the gro- Oooh! Didn't realize you had practice today. Hey, kids!

Cool Kids: Hi, Ms. Miller.

Steven: Hi, Barb!

Y/N: Hey, Barb.

Barbara: Uh-oh. There's a film crew! Good thing us Millers only have good angles, huh? *poses*

Sadie: *blushing* Mooooom!

Barbara: Okay, okay. I know the rule. I'll stay out of your hair.

Sadie: It's okay. We're done for the night.

Barbara: You know you can play while I'm in the house. It won't bother me. I'm old; I can't hear anything!

Sadie: Heh! Okay. Thanks, Mom.

Barbara: *cups her hand around her ear* What?! Huh?! Can't hear a thing! *walks upstairs* Let me know if you kids want to stick around for dinner. I'm making a salad that's mostly cheese.

Sadie: Okay! Thanks, Mom!

[Trans. Int. Beach House]

(The video flickers and transitions to Greg inside Steven's house, listening to one of Sadie Killer and the Suspects' songs on a laptop with headphones on.)

Greg :*air-guitars* You said this is Sadie singing?

Steven: Uh-huh.

Y/N: She's really got a knack for this

Greg:  No doubt This is good stuff!

Steven: You should see them live. Sadie has this alter ego, and-

Greg: Huh?

Steven: Uh, you should see them live!

Greg: *raises his headphones slightly* What?!

Y/N: Check them out live!!!

[Trans. Int. Sadie's Room]

(The video flickers and transitions back to Sadie's room, where Sadie Killer and the Suspects, in costume, are doing a live performance for Greg, singing their theme song.)

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