Alone At Sea

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[Open Beach City Pier]

(You and Steven are seen leading Lapis Lazuli, who is covering her eyes with her water wings, by her hand on the piers.)

Lapis: I'm starting to guess the surprise.

Y/N: C'mon Hon, we told you to close your eyes!

Lapis: *laughs* Sorry.

Steven: Okay, wait here.

(Lapis retracts her water wings and sees You, Steven and Greg standing in front of a yacht.)

You, Greg & Steven: Surprise!

Lapis: *mildly unimpressed* Hmm.

Steven: We bought a boat!

Greg: Uh, correction. We rented a boat. I may be rich, but buying a boat would be going a bit... overboard.

Steven: Ayyy.

Greg: Ayyyyy.

Y/N: Ayyyyyyy.

You, Greg & Steven Ayyyyyyy!

Greg: Just a joke I picked up from some sailors. They have a surprisingly clean sense of humor.

Lapis: Steven, who is this?

Y/N: Oh, You guys haven't been properly introduced Yet

Greg: Uh, Greg Universe. *offers a handshake to Lapis* You broke my leg trying to use the ocean to fly back to your homeworld?

Lapis: Lapis Lazuli. Nice to meet you.

(Greg holds out his hand expecting a handshake which never comes. He then breaks away from the awkward moment.)

Greg: Great! Well, I'll get the boat started.

Y/N: So, How the surprise

Lapis: It's nice, Y/N... but I don't know.

(You hold both of Lapis' hands)

Y/N: Look, Lapis, I know you spent a really long time fused with Jasper at the bottom of the ocean, And being fused with that beefy bitch would suck major nuts, but It's okay, 'cause you're not Malachite anymore. And water is a part of who you are. You can't let one bad experience take that away from you, 'kay?

Lapis: It was more than one.

Y/N: Hey now, Just give a chance. Lapis Lazuli, I promise we'll make this the most fun you've ever had, You have my word.

Lapis: That's sweet Y/N, but I... don't deserve this.

Steven: Of course you do! We even named her Li'l Lappy.

(Greg is seen giving a thumbs-up to the name, until he realizes the taped cover-up paper had fallen off, revealing the yacht's real name "S.S. MISERY.", much to Lapis' amusement.)

Lapis: *snorts and laughs* Okay. I'll give it a chance. But, just one.

Y/N: Okay then

(You sigh and blush)

Y/N: Even her laugh is cute

Steven: Woah! *laughs*

(Lapis picks up You and Steven and flies on-board the yacht. Greg is in the bridge, preparing to pilot the boat.)

Greg: *speaking into a speaker microphone* You two ready to set sail?

Steven: Aye, aye, Captain!

Y/N: 🎵OOOOOOOOOOOoooohhhhh,  Who lives in a pineapple under the-🎵

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