Steven Universe- Lapis Lazuli X Male Reader

Volleyball

[Open Int. Beach House]

(Steven is seen putting on a doctor outfit, as he begins speaking to a patient.)

Steven: So, how would you like your magical spit administered today?

(The patient revealed to be one of Mayor Nanefua's Ruby bodyguards with a cracked gem, causing her neck to be extended.)

Ruby 1: Ah, geez, uh... the not kissing one?

Steven: You got it!

(Steven licks his palm and applies healing spit onto the Ruby's gem, healing the crack and her neck retracts back to normal.)

Steven: Man, what kind of enemies does the mayor have to keep you landing in my office?

Ruby 1: That's classified information, nurse-citizen Universe.

Steven: Okay, well, try not to classify too hard out there. Oh, don't forget your lollipop. *hands the Ruby a lollipop*

Ruby 1: Yeah! *chuckles quietly*

Steven: So how's everything looking, Y/N

Y/N: Pretty good, Oh and if you call me "Nurse" we're gonna have a problem

(You call out to the remaining patients)

Y/N: NEXT!!!

(A bunch of Quartzes enters into the house, all with cracked gems and physical deformities.)

Steven: Uh... Volleyball must have gotten really wild, huh?

[Trans. Ext. Beach House]

(Steven heals the Quartzes and bids them farewell, walking out onto the porch.)

Steven: Come again! Just, like, not too soon. And remember, volleyball isn't a contact sport!

Y/N: And another job well done, If I do say so myself

Pink Pearl: *standing on the porch* Excuse me?

Y/N: Oh hey, You're that Pearl from that whole thing with White Diamond

Pink Pearl: Yes, I heard you might be able to help me with this. *points at her cracked eye*

Y/N: Yo Steven, We got another patient

[Trans. Int. Beach House]

(Steven leads Pink Pearl into the house.)

Steven: You came to the right place. I'll have you fixed up in a jiffy.

(Steven motions Pink Pearl to sit on a chair and licks his palm.)

Pink Pearl: Uh...

Steven Oh, sorry. I-It's never not gross when I do this.

(Steven pats his palm onto Pink Pearl's gem and waits... as nothing happens.)

Y/N: Huh, Weird

Pink Pearl: ... Did it work?

Steven: Maybe if we try applying it directly to the injury?

(Steven licks and pats his palm onto Pink Pearl's cracked eye, which again results in nothing.)

Steven: Huh!? Is it me?

(Steven runs over to a potted plant in the living room and plucks a leaf from it. He then taps on the stem with his healing spit, which results in a flower bouquet blooming.)

Steven: It's super not me. Hmm... I'm sorry if it's a sore subject, but can you remember anything that happened while you were under White Diamond's control?