Steven Universe- Lapis Lazuli X Male Reader

Reformed

(Steven is sitting on the beach using his phone, while You, Greg and Pearl are seen fixing Greg's Van nearby.)

Greg: Wow Y/N, You're actually pretty good at this

Y/N: I did Auto Mechanics as a part time job before I moved here, No big deal

(Steven's phone screen shows a picture of Sniffling Croissant.)

Steven: Sniffling Croissant! *smiles* You really know me, Internet. Hey, guys!

Greg: Yeah, Steven?

Steven: You guys should take this online quiz I found. It tells you what... (Pearl walks next to Steven to pick up a wrench.) It tells you what character you are from "Crying Breakfast Friends!"

Pearl: *confused* Uh, why?

Steven: It's just fun to see yourself as a cartoon character, like Weeping Egg Cup, who is neurotic and uptight; or Pining Grapefruit, the sensitive older one who wishes he were a better role model.

Y/N: Y'know they kinda remind me off you gu-

(The two listed characters are implied to be Pearl and Greg, who stares uneasy at Steven.)

Y/N: Oh

Greg: Uh, maybe we can do that thing after we fix the van.

(You, Pearl and Greg turn back to the van's open hood.)

Steven: *sighs* Okay, I'll go find someone else! *runs off*

Pearl: *to Greg* Do you understand that cartoon show?

Greg: *somberly* I don't understand anything anymore.

Y/N: I just think making a cartoon about crying food is pretty stupid, I'm gonna take five, Get some apple juice or something

(You head towards the house)

(You and Steven enter the Beach House, Steven is panting, and smiles when he sees Amethyst, browsing the refrigerator and holding a big pile of food items in her arm.)

Amethyst: Hey Steven! Is there any more engine oil? *turns to Steven* I need it for the sandwich.

Steven: I think that's for cars...

Amethyst: Well... *kicks the refrigerator door shut* Is there any more of it?

Y/N: I think Mr. Universe probably has some outside. 

Steven: Oh! you've gotta take this online quiz! *pulls out his phone* "Which Crying Breakfast Friend Are You?"

Amethyst: That show's really weird. *sits at the kitchen counter and places her food on top* Who wants to watch a cartoon about people crying?

Y/N: Um, Right?

Steven: *with watery eyes* I do!

Amethyst: *rolls her eyes* Okay, okay! Uh, what's the first question?

Steven: *reads from his phone* "Do you ever act without thinking?"

Amethyst: Nope. *squeezes a mustard bottle until it explodes, covering the pile of food on mustard* Never.

Steven: "Are you afraid of taking risks and trying new things?"

Amethyst: *eats the whole pile of food in one bite, with her mouth full* Terrified! *cleans the mustard on her face with her tongue*

Steven: *seemingly upset* Amethyst, are you taking this seriously?

Amethyst: *rolls her eyes and rests her head on her hand* Of course I am.