Steven Universe- Lapis Lazuli X Male Reader

Guidance

(The episode opens in darkness, as Your and Amethyst's voices are heard, seemingly guiding someone.)

Amethyst: Two steps to the left. 

Y/N: Now feel that chair in front of you and pop a squat

(The "someone" reveals to be Steven, as he removes his blindfold and finds himself inside Fish Stew Pizza.)

Amethyst: Ta-da!

Y/N: One of your favorite places, Steven, Amethyst wanted to come here for some reason

Steven: Fish Stew Pizza- What a nice surprise!

Amethyst: That's not the surprise! Notice anything different?

(A Gem is seen walking into the kitchen behind Kiki at the counter.)

Steven: Bixbite? I-Is she working here?

Amethyst: Yeah, dude! And she's crushing it! Bixbite is an expert at slicing and dicing, so now she can put her skills to use in a pizza shop.

(Bixbite dexterously slices the pizza ingredients and tops a pizza crust with it. Kiki scoops the pizza away, as Kofi Pizza brings in a freshly-baked pizza. Bixbite then skillfully cut the pizza with a pizza cutter, and brings it to You, Steven and Amethyst.)

Y/N: Thanks, Bixbite

Steven: That's awesome! Mmm~

Amethyst: Look at that 'za, brah.

(Amethyst begins measuring the pizza, shapeshifting her finger into a ruler and a protractor.)

Amethyst: Each slice exactly the same length; 45 degrees.

(You and Amethyst each pick up a slice of the perfectly-cut pizza.)

Amethyst: Wow, pure perfection. I am so proud, I almost feel bad eating it.

Y/N: I don't

(You wolf down you slice of pizza while Amethyst chomps on the pizza slice without hesitation, as Bixbite walks away.)

Steven: I didn't know Bixbite wanted a career in the culinary arts.

Y/N: Neither did I

Amethyst: Yeah, we talked a lot about her interests and experiences. Then, I spoke to Kofi and set her up here.

Steven: This was your idea?

Amethyst: Yeah, and she's just the beginning. I wanted to do something big for the school, so I've been pairing Gems up with human jobs. The results have been amazing! I call it: the Gem-Human Excellence Mentorship, or G-H-E-M.

Steven: Oh, I get it, like GEM.

Amethyst: No, it's GHEM. There's an "H".

Y/N: So who else is in the program?

(Just then, a Ruby, dressed in black with shades, kicks the door open and somersaults inside.)

Ruby 1: All clear, my Mayor.

Ruby 2: *tries to somersault too* All clear.

(The two Rubies stand on guard, as Mayor Nanefua arrives afterward.)

Steven You've got Rubies in your program, too?

Amethyst: Yeah, and these two are Nanefua's new bodyguards.

(A Ruby helps Mayor Nanefua to her seat, while the other keeps on lookout on the table.)

Y/N: Any other gems who were interested In the G.H.E.M?

Amethyst: Glad you asked!

[Trans. Int. Beach City Funland]

(At the Funland, You and Steven sees various Quartzes tending to the game booths and rides.)