Grishaverse Oneshots

You Said A Bad Word! (Wesper)

Wesper again cause it's so easy to write lmao

Not edited obviously

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"Boys!" Marie Van Eck yelled, grabbing a cloak, scarf, and her bag, ready to head out the door.

"I'm going- somewhere, watch the house please!" and she was gone.

Wylan came downstairs slowly to say goodbye, instead getting a face full of the door. Jesper came after him a second later, but much more energetically, and down the banister rather than down the stairs like a normal person. When he reached the end, instead of jumping off, he pulled his guns out in a fluid motion, and promptly decided to shoot the door, narrowly missing Wylan in the process.

"Oops" he giggled, looking at Wylan's flabbergasted face.

"What the hell Jesper! You almost shot me!"

Jesper froze, guns out and everything, and gaped at Wylan.

The latter waited waited, a shocking 15 seconds where the former didn't say a single word, before snapping slightly irritatedly, "what now?"

Jesper snapped out of it, and swiftly put his guns back and slowly pointed at Wylan with a shaky finger.

"Y-you- you said a bad word!"

Wylan rolled his eyes at Jesper's childish exaggeration.

"Get over it you annoying ass."

Almost dropping his jaw in shock again at the second curse word, Jesper forced himself to ignore it.

"What do we do this time?" Jesper asked, deciding to forget that encounter entirely, jumping on the banister like an excited little drunk child. "Should we trash the house again? Break the law? Perhaps we should call Kaz over!"

At that last comment, Wylan's face took on a look of horror.

"No! Absolutely, the flipping hell no, no thank you." He shook his head over and over, pushing Jesper off the banister.

"Hey!" Jesper whined. "I was gonna slide back up!"

"And how in hell do you think you could manage that?!" Wylan asked, exasperated.

Jesper shrugged innocently, and said "I mean... I could find a way?"

"You're gonna kill yourself."

"Am not. I'll find a way."

"Then I dare you to slide UP a banister"

"Dare accepted"

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"It's all your fault."

"Hey! You're the one who dared me to slide up the banister!"

"And you accepted the dare!"

"Doesn't change the fact that you dared me in the first place!"

"Stop blaming me and stay still Jesper, I swear to all the Saints I'm trying to help you!"

"And I swear to Jan Van Eck, I did in fact make it up the banister, but that stupid stuffed bear that you insist on keeping on the railings stopped me and I've been telling you it's alive, it literally pushed-"

"Hey hey hey, you can swear to my unholy father, but you don't get to diss my bear! That railing is his home, and for fucks sakes Jesper it's a stuffed bear! And it's not like you don't own any, Saints half our rooms are filled with your silly Squishmallows"

"You know you love every single one of those squishies, and that bear caused me a broken ankle!"

"You slid back down the banister and landed on your foot! You could've at least done the same as every other time you slide down the banister!"

"I usually slide down forward Wylan."

"That's not my problem. Twist around halfway or something"

" my Saints, just shut up and stop stressing my foot" Jesper gave up with a wave at Wylan's direction and put his head back down on the pillow.

Wylan smiled slightly at the ending of that argument He slid into the bed, closing the space between him and Jesper in a hug.

Jesper hugged him back, trying not to move his poor foot too much.

They just sit there for a little bit, Wylan tending to Jesper's injury.

"So, if I didn't dare you to slide up the banister you wouldn't have?" Wylan asks again, in a slight whisper, sliding next to him on the bed.

Jesper rolls his eyes and slides an arm under Wylan. "Of course not, who do you think I am? Why would I want to go up a banister? You know-"

Wylan leans in and kisses Jesper, effectively shutting him up.