Save Me | levihan

Chapter 23: Captain's Advice

Levi was in his office speaking with Erwin when a rushed knock sounded at his door. Erwin quirked and eyebrow and Levi shrugged. It was probably Hanji coming to tell him about some weird science thing. She did that often.

"Come in." He called.

The door was pushed open and a panicked looking Eren walked in. "O-oh, I didn't know you were in a meeting-" He began to back out of the doorway.

"It's fine Eren, what did you need." Erwin interjected.

Eren looked at Levi and then back to the Commander. "U-um it's kinda private." He awkwardly rubbed the back of his head.

Erwin looked at Levi. "We will finish this discussion later." Levi nodded and the Commander left the office, nodding at Eren as he passed.

Eren walked further into the office and sat across from Levi. Levi raised his eyebrows in question. "What's wrong?"

Eren's cheeks turned pink, "H-have you and Hanji..." He looked down at his hands.

"Have me and Hanji....what? I'm not a mind reader, spit it out."

Eren gulped. "Have you two ya know..." He raised his eyebrows in hopes that the Captain understood and wouldn't make him say it.

Levi frowned. "Are you talking about sex?" He asked stoically.

"H-heichou!" Eren turned more red and hid his face in his hands.

Levi didn't understand what the problem was. After a long pause Eren nodded, still not showing his face.

"A gentleman never tells." Levi stated.

Eren looked up from his hands, "But you have right?" Levi rolled his eyes and nodded.

"Where is this coming from? Did someone dare you to come in here? I'm telling you Eren you need to stop playing that game-"

"It's not that!" Eren said embarrassed. "I-I was just wondering when you knew it was...I don't know, like the right time??" Eren's face couldn't possibly get more red.

Levi quirked an eyebrow. "Are you asking me for advice on relationships?" He said almost sounding proud. He knew Eren looked up to him, but he was still shocked.

Eren nodded. "Me and this girl have been dating for a couple weeks...but I've never..."

Levi nodded in understanding. "I don't know what to tell you, kid. If you like her, I don't see what the problem is."

"She's so far out of my league." Eren gushed. "I don't want to screw it up."

"You have a small dick or something?"

"W-what?! No?!" Eren screeched.

Levi smiled lightly. "You already have her, so who cares. All you have to do now is make her yours." Eren flushed, but Levi saw the spark return to his bright eyes.

"Be confident, you're a good kid." He patted Eren's shoulder.

Eren nodded happily. "Thank you, Heichou!" He got up and ran out of his office. Levi shook his head. I'm too young to be a dad he thought with a chuckle. He checked the time. Hanji was probably waiting for him at the cafeteria.

"Levi!" He heard her yell as he walked through the doors. He smiled internally and went to sit next to his crazy girlfriend.

"Eren's gonna bang your roommate." Levi said dryly as he picked at the food.

Hanji's eyes widened with surprise. "Excuse me WHAT?!"

Levi shrugged and kept eating. Hanji smacked him on the head. "What the hell-"

Hanji glared at him. "You can't just say something like that and then ignore me!"

Levi rolled his eyes at her dramatics. "He came and asked me for advice. I told him to do her."

Hanji nearly choked on her food.