The Wasabi Medic ~Kickin' It~ OC/Jack

Swords and Magic

Everyone was working out in the dojo when Jerry suddenly ran in.

"Guys, I have a huge problem. Kelsey Vargas, the coolest girl in school, is on her way down here." He exclaimed.

Mira held up her hand awkwardly. "Um, feelings?" Kim gave a nod of agreement, hands on her hips.

Jack ignored them. "Don't worry we've trained for this. Emergency deodorant!"

"Guys I don't need deodorant-" Jerry started.

"We all need deodorant, we're teenage boys. Our bodies are a smorgasbord of smells." Milton shuttered. They all started to apply some.

Mira's eyebrows furrowed. "But...Theo always smells great?"

"Really?" Kim tugged Theo closer and started sniffing him.

He smiled awkwardly. "...Having fun there?"

"Wait, you actually smell good. How?" Kim asked, amazed.

"I have a routine, plus my mom makes this natural oil stuff that's great for your skin, kills bacteria and leaves you smelling fresh." Theo explained with a proud smile.

Jack's eyebrows furrowed. "Hold on, Joan the security guard makes skin oils?"

"She needs some sort of hobby when she's waiting for new seasons of her soaps." Theo shrugged.

Jerry clapped his hands. "Guys, focus! I told Kelsey I was a martial arts expert and the youngest sensei in history!"

Theo blinked. "Why would you tell her that? That's not true."

Rolling his eyes, Jerry glared at Theo. "Grow up, Theo. There's no place for truth in the world of dating."

Rudy came into the room. "Guys let's get started. Milton you're with me, Eddie you're with Jack and Kim you're with Jerry. Mira here's the notes for next week, Theo..." He paused. "Uh, here's some animal crackers." He handed Theo the small bag.

Theo beamed. "Sweet!" He started eating them instantly.

"JACK!?" Eddie sputtered as Jack did some warm up moves. "Uh, hate to be that guy-" He took out his wallet and pretended it was a phone and that he had a call, scurrying out of the dojo.

Just then, Kelsey stepped in. "Hi Jerry."

"Kelsey, what a surprise." Jerry grinned nervously.

"So these are the students that fear and respect you?" She questioned.  

Theo burst out laughing before he could help it, making Mira elbow him in the gut.

Kim then flipped Jerry, mostly out of spite, and Jerry left in a daze with who he thought was Kelsey to get froyo. Except he left with Rudy because he was delirious.

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Jerry approached Kim angrily at school. "Thanks a lot Kim, you cost me a date with the coolest girl in school."

"...Does he not hear how that sounds?" Mira muttered to Theo, who merely shrugged.

"What are you gonna do, sensei, throw me out of the dojo?" Kim joked.

Just then, they heard a kazoo and laughter, and turned to see Milton dressed up as some sort of king. "All hail Miltonius! The newly crowned king of Narnia!"

Mira and the others cringed, a bit mortified for him.

Except for Theo, who's jaw dropped in utter delight. "Cool! Nice scepter!" He came over and took the scepter to look at it closely.

"Thank you, thank you." Milton smiled proudly.

"Oh, it's that time of year when all those dorks get together and play outside, right?" Eddie asked.