In the heart of Yunmeng, the yearly discussion conference was in full swing. Lan WangJi, known for his unwavering righteousness and abstinence from vices, found himself unwittingly caught in a comedic whirlwind.
Mistaking alcohol for his usual fruit tea, Lan WangJi's low alcohol tolerance led to a series of unexpected events. As the liquor worked its way through his system, the usually composed Lan WangJi began a tirade of colorful curses directed at sect leaders he deemed foolish, idiotic, and downright annoying.
"Hypocritical fools," he muttered with a shake of his head, unaware of the uproar he was causing among the conference attendees. His scathing comments left everyone stunned, but the true spectacle was yet to come.
Turning to his husband, Wei WuXian, Lan WangJi transformed from a critic to a shameless flirt in the blink of an eye. Declarations of love and romantic compliments spilled forth, leaving Wei WuXian torn between laughter and disbelief. His husband's shameless antics turned him into a bright red tomato, his face a canvas of love and embarrassment.
'And they called me a SHAMELESS flirt!' Wei Ying thought.
Jiang Cheng, witnessing his brother's shameless display of affection, couldn't help but feel a twinge of jealousy. His virgin heart yearned for a love of its own, and as he watched Lan WangJi's shameless flirting, he couldn't help but hope for his turn to come soon.
On the other hand, Lan XiChen, amused by the hilarious turn of events, cackled with unrestrained laughter. The dignified Lan WangJi, usually a paragon of composure, had become the unintentional star of the Yunmeng conference, providing unexpected entertainment for all.
News of Lan WangJi's unexpected antics during the conference reached the ears of Lan Qiren, and the severity of the situation hit him like a comedic sledgehammer. The stern elder, known for his strict adherence to rules, fainted in a way that could only be described as tragically comical, leaving those around him torn between concern and stifled laughter.
Meanwhile, the Lan Juniors, who were not part of the conference but heard the tales, lamented their absence, regretting that they had missed out on the uproarious spectacle. Imagining their usually stoic senior cursing and then shamelessly flirting provided them with a newfound appreciation for the unpredictability of life in Yunmeng.
As the laughter echoed through the Cloud Recesses, Lan WangJi awoke the next day with a lingering sense of shame. However, that feeling quickly dissipated as he cast his eyes upon Wei WuXian, adorned with an impressive array of hickeys. Unable to suppress a satisfied smirk, Lan WangJi marveled at the evidence of their passionate night, the shame replaced by the glow of shared intimacy.
End.
LMAO I just wanted to apply the expressions I've just learned again into practice, and I used this old idea of mine. The original version of this is "Drunk Lan Zhan is the best Lan Zhan" but it's not yet completed.
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Different oneshots
General Fictiononeshot one: while in CR arc, when JZX said 'forget it' and WWX replied by 'what do you mean forget it' the class gets to see an encounter between future jiang wanyin and lan wangji about the latter marriage to his brother. oneshot two: when the eld...
