One-shots (Bakudeku/Dekubaku)

Kacchan! I have an Idea!!

A/N: I did a lot of Angst so I"m giving you guys a break from the sappy shit for now. Key word. "For now". I want to start an Wattpad story based on my OAU on YouTube as well just to get my idea of my Original story line out there. Ok That's all for this note.

It wasn't often Izuku had crazy ideas, but when he did Katsuki was always the first to know and the only one that would feed the little delusional shit. So when Izuku ran into Katsuki's room door cheating "Kacchan Kacchan! I have an Idea!" Katsuki couldn't help but sigh in annoyance as his last bit of energy, time, and most likely mental stability goes into whatever fucked up shit Izuku has plotted. Izuku jumped on Katsuki's bed causing Katsuki to yelp. "The fuck Deku!" Katsuki yelled out. "You got any idea what time it is?" Katsuki reminded. Izuku looked at the clock and shrugged. "Perfect plotting hour." Izuku said. It was 2am and they both had classes at 8am, Katsuki sometimes wonder why the hell he's dating this idiot. Katsuki sat up facing Izuku, knowing damn well this is about to be some stupid shit. "I'm going to dye my hair white!" Izuku said with this evil grin on his face.

Katsuki quickly sat up, now full age and ready to go over with Izuku on why this was 100% a fucked up idea. "The hell?! You can't dye your hair white! Are you stupid! They're gonna find out about All for one you fucker!" Katsuki yelled out. All for one was Hisashi Midoriya, because of that he was quirkless, had no father in his life, and grew some hardcore daddy issues. "I know! But wait I'm not done!" Izuku said opening his book as if he had this planned out. "We taunt that fucker! We go into his base! Tie him up and fuck with his mind!" Ok if Katsuki said he wasn't impressed he would be lying. "How the hell are we going to do that Nerd? We don't know where the fuck are they or how the hell to even get through their place without being spotted." Katsuki said sighing since again seeing Izuku's smile not faded. "I have a plan for that as well."

What the fuck did Katsuki get himself into? It was now the next night and Izuku and Katsuki were dressed in all black ready to sneak out of the UA dorms. Having already done this, they easily got past the cameras and the alarms, even easily dismantling the little robot snitch that likes to report back to Aizawa when they sneak out. But knowing Aizawa they're gonna be caught again. But fuck it. Who the hell tells Izuku and Katsuki how to live their lives. Izuku had dyed his bangs and tips white and placed a red contact into his eye. Katsuki had used easy to wash out dye for his hair so Izuku didn't have to go to class tomorrow with white hair. Katsuki and Izuku were now on the train holding hands and eating their snacks they have brought before hand for energy. "Just imagine all their faces! This will be an amazing surprise, too bad we can't arrest them or tell the pros since we obtain this information Illegally. Izuku said while taking a bit of his straw berry cake.

Katsuki rolled his eyes. "Yeah you know how hard it was hacking into the fire wall of the freaking dark lord himself. Your family is fucking weird Deku, your dad and brother to say the least." tomura Shigarki was Izuku's adopted brother, they both extremely hate each other and honestly doesn't even want to consider each other as family. "They aren't my family, my family is at home right now hopefully not worrying about me and getting the goodnight sleep she deserves."Izuku said fixing his contact. Katsuki smirked. "If she knew what you were planning right now she'll have a heart attack." Katsuki nudged Izuku. Izuku chuckled knowing Inko will most likely find out about this as well. The 2 of them will probably regret this later with Izuku 100 word mumble apology to All might and Katsuki with the usual "It was all fucking Deku's fault" But everyone knows if he didn't want to do it, he wouldn't have. But for Izuku he'll do anything and the litttle demon knew that.

When they got to their stop it was a 15 minute walk. Fortunately, it wasn't a cold night so walking was peaceful. "Remember we knock out the LOV first then set up the cameras." Katsuki said getting the ropes out. Izuku smiled getting out his bat. "I have my bat warm and ready." He said. Katsuki and Izuku finally made it to their base. First Katsuki shut all of the lights scaring half of the League. Then, they both climbed into their window and one by one knocked out the League and tied them up in their basement. "Oh my god, I just realized how fucking insane this is." Izuku said chuckling  holding Katsuki's hand. Katsuki laughed as well. "Just wait until they wake up, this shit is just getting started, are the cameras placed and ready?" Izuku nodded having this being recorded live on Izuku's YouTube channel. Katsuki checked his phone seeing there was already 30k people viewing. "30.3k are viewing this crazy plot of yours." Katsuki said.