One-shots (Bakudeku/Dekubaku)

Izuku Midoriya (Deceased)

A/N: HAVE YOU GUYS EVER WATCHED TOLEIT BOND HANOKO! I SUCK AT SPELLING BUT WHO CARES! actually I should work on my spelling and grammar or I should just, type slower- lol anyways, if you guys didn't watch TBH you couldn't read this, sure the chapters are MHA but the plot of this story is based off of TBH sort-of. Ok let's get right into it.

~Katsuki's POV~

It's the same shit. The same stupid person trying to ask me out. I don't give a fuck about her name, I think was Ochaco Uraraka or some shit. Things like this gets annoying after a while. When she first confessed to me, I let her off easy, I wasn't into to her but I didn't want to be a dick about it, now these days a girl can't take a simple rejection. Nah, I think it's just her. Another girl ask me out the other day, I think her name was Himiko Toga, but she let it go as soon as I rejected her saying she was glad she got something off her chest, unlike Uraraka she never bothered me again. My best friend Shoto Todoroki, I hate that idiot, makes joke about it every fucking day. Saying shit like "damn Katsuki, looks like you lost a puppy." Or something like. "Maybe a ghost possessed her or something." Yeah, Shoto and this stupid ghost Theory was always pissing me off. Like, you can tell he was in his creepypasta stage.

I do gotta admit, paranoia activity isn't exactly impossible in this school, students and teachers keep disappearing and shit, not to mention our librarian looks like a fucking ghost, or maybe he just needs some victim D. One day Uraraka put 12 dozen roses in my locker, which by the way, went everywhere along the floor. And of course, so very fucking lucky of me, the schools Janitor and Principal was there right at the momen, gaining myself detention. Great. I swear, I actually might go insane if this goes on any longer, Uraraka isn't the type to take a fucking hint and get I don't like girl, like at all. Shoto suggested something, I call bullshit but he insisted, and I was hella Desperate. "Try summoning Izuku the bathroom ghost." I look at Shoto dumbfounded. "Who the fuck is Izuku and why is he called the bathroom ghost?" I said.

Shoto sighed. "Izuku is the boys bathroom school ghost, you have to summon him and he will grant you a wish, but be careful, all wishes come with a price." Shoto said. I rolled my eyes. I can't believe I was going with this bullshit, honestly, what side of the creepypasta fandom did he fall on? I should sign him up for therapy...maybe an exorcist. I got up and went to the boys bathroom. Izuku? A bathroom ghost? Did this bitch drown in the toilet or something, out of any ghost you can be you decide to be a fucking bathroom ghost. This guy had to be gay or something. Wait? Those that means he takes a peak when I take a piss? Is this guy a pervert? Ugh great. I went inside the bathroom and locked the door. The last thing I need is something coming here and me doing a fucking ritual in the boys bathroom. That's so fucking creepy I would literally have nightmares if I walked in on someone doing this shit.

I summoned him, but nothing, great so now I just feel stupid. "I'm fucking killing Shoto" I yell outside. I was about to leave until someone came from the bathroom stall. It was a short green hair boy with green eyes and a stupid ass costume, he looks 10, and is he cosplaying as fucking Jasper the ghost. "You summoned me?" He said. There's no way this is Izuku. "Are you Izuku? The bathroom ghost?" I asked. Izuku nodded happily, oh my god. This is fucking hopeless. "Then nevermind, I'll deal with the issue myself." I say about to walk out of the bathroom, but then I heard her voice. "Katsuki!! Where are you? I have more roses and chocolate." Ughhh great! Just. Fucking. Great. Izuku chuckled. "Looks like someone has a girl problems." Izuku laughed. The little shit was really laughing.

"Unwanted girl problems, I need your help to make it go away, make her stop." I said. Yup. I'm asking for help. I have officially lost it. Izuku walked up to me. "Have you tried talking to her, telling her that you are gay?" Eh- how did this fucker know I was gay! I'm not exactly outed to this shit school! Was I that fucking obvious even the dead knows! "I know everything about everyone, if you were wondering how I knew." This guy...he seems so innocent, like a kid that lost his mother at a Halloween store, but his eyes says a different story. A terrifying one. "I tried all the wash ways, I need magic, I need something inhuman like." I said. Izuku sat on the sink looking up at the ceiling. Damn, I didn't realize how fucking dirty it is in here.

"Magic always comes with a price, and I don't have the price of it. I can't offer magic." He said. Fucking useless. "But. I can help you, I follow you around, guiding you what to say." Hm...I guess that's good offer...I took it. For the last 2 weeks the both of us have been trying to get Uraraka off my case. It wasn't easy, it's like every time we get her away, she comes back with a bigger hit, a harder one. Honestly I swear Izuku looks like he's about to snap as well. I got to know Izuku as well, he isn't that bad of a ghost, but stupid, yes he is that indeed. But I deal with Shoto, one more stupid person in my life ain't gonna chance a thing, I mean it would change my hope for better brain cells, I lost mines along the way of dealing with these idiots.

We met up in the bathroom once again. "It seems like Uraraka-chan doesn't really take no for a answer, and is oblivious to your homosexuality. How odd." Izuku said. God this annoying asshole. "Nothing is working, I guess it's hopeless, I'll have to spend the rest of my life dealing with her." I leaned against the wall, but then I saw something, it was a bag in Izuku's pocket. Holy shit...it was magic...the magic we fucking needed this whole time! He had it on him?! What the actual fuck! I took the bad making him float up. "Katsuki what are you" I cut him off. "You lied to me! You said you didn't have anything that could help me!" I yelled. Izuku floated down. "Katsuki.." I don't want to hear him out. "Tell me what it is, it's the least you can do for lying in my face!" I yelled.

"If you must know, it's a spell, dark magic, you and someone of your choice eats it and you make the wish, including the other." Izuku said. "This could help me! You kept this from me..why?!" Izuku sighed. "Don't use that on Uraraka, like I said, magic comes with a price and I know you wouldn't be able to pay it." I started to walk to the door. "Goodbye Izuku, you fucking lied to me, you're not a special ghost. You're just some kid who died." I left Izuku alone. I started to walk towards the court yard where Uraraka was. I took out one of the thingy and ate one. Now all I got to do is bring it to Uraraka. As I was walking towards her, there I see it, Uraraka kissing Himiko Toga. I would have never thought, her love for me was just a cover up so the school wouldn't know about this...

Hm...no use in giving this to her now, it wouldn't make sense, she's happy and I'm happy. I can deal with it now, it's fake not real. I'll help her cover up, it's the least I can do for acting like a jerk to her. Then that's when it hit me, I fucking are the shit already....fuck it feel weird, like I'm dying so some shit....I feel so fucking dizzy, bro, did this fucker give me a edible or some shit, drugged the fuck out me, I knew that mother fucked was sketchy. That butch tricked and drugged me. Asshat. I fainted, everything went black. The last thing I head was a high pitch yell of my name.

I woke up. I didn't know where the fuck I am, it's like I'm laying down? In water? AM I A FUCKING FISH! HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN! "I told you..." Izuku came in. ...fuck I owe him an apology. "Now you're stuck like this." WHAT?! "Well, there is something, but you have to make the deal before I say what it is." Izuku said. This fucker..."yes, I get it, I fucked up, I'm gonna pay you back." I said. Izuku put the thingy on his tongue. "You're gonna pay me back, with your body~" he said as he ate the thing.

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