Jade X Gamzee (Requested)

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As your patron troll yacked on about whatever he felt was necessary, you pretty much spaced off. "Jade? Jade? JADE!" Karkat shouts. "What Karkat?" You ask. "I have decided that we should go camping sometime and that clown ass juggalo decided he wanted to go with us. Is that fine with you?" He says. "Yeah it's fine with me as long as you two don't constantly bicker with one another." You reply. "Whatever Harley. Get your stuff together already and we shall meet everyone else there." Karkat says, looking at you. "Wait, who else is coming?" You ask. "Strider, Terezi, John, others. Everyone." He says. "You could've just said that instead of Gamzee, you know?" You say, walking off to your room and begin to pack.

An hour later you are finally finished with packing. "Vantass, I'm done. Now can we leave for our camping trip yet?" You ask. "Whatever Harley. Just get in your car and I'll drive." He says. You put your things in your car and notice Karkat's as well. You ignore that feeling for wanting to ask him why he put his stuff in your car but most trolls didn't actually have cars. He puts the top of your convertable down as you get in the car. "Took you long enough." He says. "Sorry. Had to make room with all your bags for me to put my things in the back." You reply, letting the wind hit your face. "So where are we going exactly anyways Karkat?" You ask later into the trip. "A forest Vriska came across a few months ago in the winter time. She was trying to fucking cut down a tree for the shitty ritual of 'Christmas'." He says, seeming more tired than ever. "Did you sleep well last night?" You ask. "Perfectly fine. Like a baby Harley." He replies, rolling his eyes at his sarcasm.

You fell asleep at some point and wake up at the very end of the trip. "We are here Harley. You can wake up now." Karkat says. "Okay." You reply, seeing a huge lake. You see a few cabins and a counselor greets you. "You must be from the Serket party, am I correct?" She asks. "Yes Ma'am we are. So what are our sleeping conditions?" You ask her. "Oh well we have a few cabins you can sleep in. There is the Prospit and Derse cabins, which aren't occupied yet, the 413 cabin, which is really huge and the SGRUB cabin, which is partially filled with others from your group." She says. "Well we will be staying in the Prospit one, if you don't mind." You say. "Alright. Make yourslef at home and have fun!" She says, leaving you alone. "Jade, everyone is here. We can finally get our stuff togetehr and all now and unpack." Karkat says. "Hey Sis. What's been all up with you lately?" A familiar voice asks. "Oh nothing much Gamzee. Say are you planning on stayin in this cabin with a few others we will convince later?" You ask him, smiling wide. "Well sure thing dog sis. I'm motherfucking on it!" He says, grabbing his stuff and brings it into your cabin. "Oh great. You let the jugalo clown stay with us Harley. What fun." Karkat says sarcastically. You just throw your stuff on your bed and leave the cabin. You got over your little crush on Karkat a while ago. Now it's almost like he's jealous of you wanting Gamzee to stay with you in the cabin. He would be a nice body guard and- Wait. Pffft. Body guard. You know you shouldn't have a crush on him but now it's all chill and sailing.

Later that night you and everyone from your group went to the lake to do a bit of Night Swimming. Kanaya was talking with Rose, Tavros and his roleplay group roleplayed, you sat in the water confused where you fit in most. Everyone else played Volleyball and you just swam like the social outcast you are. (Sorry. Not trying to be offensive. I will make your OTP become reality.)

"Sis, you seem lonely as a motherfucker out here all by yourself. You alright?" Your crush asks. "Y-yeah I'm fine. Just thinking..." You reply, looking at him. "Well hopefully no motherfucker has hurt you in any way. If someone has, I'll kill them." He says, being serious. "Nononono it's alright Gamzee. I just want to think in peace. Plus I'm human Gamzee. I don't necessarily 'fit in' with everyone else." You say, noticing the sunset. "Well at least let me protect you from all evils that try and all up to mother fucking hurt you." He replies, seeming more normal than usual. "Oh alright Gamzee but you have to promise to keep this our secret." You say playfully at him. "Can do Jade-sis." He says. You blush at him a bit and looks att he moon shining down on both of you. "Wanna race back to shore?" He asks. "You are so on Gamzee!" You say, smiling widely. "3.2.1-1/2.1 Go!" Gamzee says, swimming as fast as he could to shore. You eventually caught up to him but he wasn't even trying that hard apparnetly. "I all up and win Sis. What do I win?" He asks. "You win a free pass to ignoring Karkat Vantas' next rant." You say, looking at Karkat. "Oh hell no Harley. That's not fair." He says. "Oh yes it is Karkat. You always annoy us with your rants anyways." You say. "Well we should all up and go to mother fucking sleep soon Jade sis." Gamzee says, taking your arm amd walking back to the cabin. All the Prospitians came to the Prospit cabin and the Dersians went to the Derse cabin. Gamzee still had your arm as he lied down in bed. "Oh sorry sis. Have your arm back." He says, letting go of your arm. "It's alright Gamzee. Sleep well." You say to him. "You too Jade sis. HONK!" He shouts, smiling widely afterwards. You giggle at him and fall asleep.

In the middle of the night, you woke up to movement in the cabin. You noticed that Gamzee had moved from his bed closer to yours. 'Awwww!' You thought, smiling as you saw his figure asleep on the edge of your bunk bed. He was so tall, taller than all the other trolls too! Maybe you could learn to love a troll someday.

<Gamzee's POV>

"HONK!" You shout in the morning, waking everyone up. "Ugh. Really fuckass? It's too early for your bullshit." Karkat groans. "Oh come on Krabby Pants. At least be nice to Gamzee first thing in the morning." Jade says, glaring at him to shut up. "Harley, you should honestly know that-" Karkat says before she duct tapes his mouth shut. "Karkat. It is too early in the morning for anyone to even listen to your rants that are pointless." She says, walking outside the cabin and heading to the lake. "Nice one Karkles." Terezi says, laughing at him.

You just walk outside with Jade and make sure she is alright. "Hey sis. You mother fucking alright over here by yourself?" You ask her. "It could be better I guess but I hate how he always is going on about you and almost disowning you Gamzee." She says, sighing afterwards. "We can show them all who the mother fuck is going to be disowned so fucking much after we are through with them." You say, smiling a bit. "You know, I've began to honestly like trolls. They are like humans but different and it's almost like race (race, such as skin tone. African American, European, Spainards, Italian, etc.). You guys are just like another race for humans. And it's pretty cool to be honest." She says, smiling and looking at the fish in the lake.

A few minutes later, everyone heads to the cafeteria for breakfest. You sit down next to Jade, and she sits with all her human friends. "Oh cool, you brought Gamzee over here Jade." John says. "Yeah. He's actually pretty cool once you get to know him well enough." She says, smiling widely like usual. "Oh thanks sis." You reply. "No problem Gamzee." She says in return. "So what do you guys want to do today anyways?" Rose asks. "We could have the tug-a-war contest today. All the Prospitians against the Dersians." John suggests. "True. Or we could just go on an adventure." Jade says, giggling a bit. "Alright mother fuckers. We should go on an adventure like Jade-sis said to." You say, trying to find someway to admit your love for her. "It's fine with me. Strider can stay here if he wants." Jade says, smiling widely. (As much as I love to ship Jade and Dave, I can't in this chapter.)

Soon enough, Jade, John, Rose and you were on an adventure. "They say that there is some magical lake around here somewhere and it's cursed." John says. "Oh I've heard that rumor before. It either reveals your deepest, darkest secret or gives you your wildest dream." Jade says. "Hopefully it is nice today." Rose says. "Yeah. We don't need us all knowing one another mother fucking secrets, now do we?" You say. Strider chose to stay back with everyone else. You spot something, and head over to it.

"Welcome Gamzee. I hope you are prepared for hell." The lake says, turning red. "We all know you love Jade Harley, for it is apparent. But maybe we could turn you into more of a gentleman." It continues. "Are you ready?" It asks. "Yes I mother-fucking am!" You say, smiling wide. "Alright." It says, mist growing thick and you becoming unconsious for a moment. Once you gain consiousness again, you sit up and look like a human. "H-how is t-this possible?" You ask. "Everything is possible Gamzee. You are no longer a troll. You are human." It says, becoming an average lake again.

"GAMZEE!!!" Jade shouts, trying to find you. You hid in the trees, trying to show that you were not human anymore. "Gamzee come on! It's not funny anymore. Where are you?" She asks. You see her, tears streaming down her face. "I really don't want to lose a friend out here. For all I know, you could've been eaten by that lake by now." She says, seeming more upset than ever. "What if I didn't want to see you all again?" You ask. "Gamzee, why would that be?" She asks, still unable to find you. "You would be afraid of what I have become. You would all disown me like Kar-bro already does, and be motherfuckers until I die." You say, sighing afterwards.

"Gamzee, I don't think that's the case here." Jade says, finally finding you. "Plus you are human now amd we humans have to stick together." She says, kissing your forehead. "T-thanks sis but maybe would you be mine?" You ask her, smiling wide as blush appeared on your face. "Of course Gamzee. For you, I will." She says, kissing you on the lips. And that was amazing too when John and Rose went "Awwww!!!" in the background.

(Author's Note)
Sorry for the inconvience in updating lately. I have had a really bad writer's block for this story and I'm sorry for that. If you check out my other stories, cool! I may not update this story that often but hope to do them as often as possible. Hope you all have enjoyed so far. I continue to make you all happy as we reach closer to 3,000 reads.

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