When horror loving (Y/n) investigates a possible paranormal disturbance, he catches a glimpse of a group of demonic beings, following them into their homeworld and meeting them himself.
After seeing the truth about the supernatural, (y/n) thinks di...
"Look around Lyle, god's gift of nature is a wonder to behold, regardless of age, or wealth" Cletus presented to the old man with a wink.
"If you would've end your life, you would be missing aaaall of this" Collin added.
"Mhm, you're gonna buy that load of shit from a baby and the sheep it fucks?" Blitzo asked, as he and the others walked up to the group.
Cletus frowned putting his hands on his hips and Collin would freeze in surprise.
Gasping, Keenie would respond upsettly, "That is soooo inappropriate!"
"Oh kiss our ass prude!" Millie replied, sticking both of her middle fingers at the cherub.
"Anyway......" Blitzo spoke, getting into bed with the old man on his side.
"Take it from me, a fellow genius, nature is no picnick up close" he continued.
The imp then took out a pair of binoculars and gave them to the old man.
Looking through them, Lyle would at first see a small group of squirrels and bunnies for a moment, before they were mauled to death by two wolves.
"Oh no......" He commented with a frown.
"S-stop looking!" Collin said, trying to take the binoculars away from the old man but failing to do so.
"I can't stop! I've never wanted to die more than I do now!" The old man replied, as he watched one of the wolves get attacked by a bear, that was then crushed by a falling tree cut by a lumber jack, who then had a bee's nest fall on his head, causing him to throw his chainsaw in the air and cutting his own arms off, before being impaled through his back by a deer with large antlers.
Lyle stopped looking through the binoculars, and with a large frown on his face, he shook in trauma at what he saw.
"Oh my god! That guy just freaking died! W-we have to call somebody!" (Y/n) yelled in fear.
Everyone ignored him and Blitzo would sarcastically have his jaw drop before placing his hands on his head.
He then smirked mischievously, looking back at the old man, as Moxxie and Millie would bump fists, with smug looks on their faces.
"Heh heh, let's check out some place else....." Cletus suggested awkwardly.
He, the other two cherubs and the old man then disappeared again in a flash light.
"I wonder where they went this time....." (Y/n) commented.
"Loonieeee~ portal!" Blitzo called.
.....
The cherubs and the old man appeared at the mall, where they would show him the next reason to live for.
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Pushing Lyle's bed through the two front doors, they entered the mall.
"Oh lord, where are we now? Let me perish!" The old man whined.
