When horror loving (Y/n) investigates a possible paranormal disturbance, he catches a glimpse of a group of demonic beings, following them into their homeworld and meeting them himself.
After seeing the truth about the supernatural, (y/n) thinks di...
Seeing the three heavenly beings descend upon him, Lyle was spooked.
"Oh lord, I'm being haunted by ugly orphan children now" he commented.
Looking through the window, Blitzo asked, "Who the fuck are they?"
Moxxie would then respond, "Oh no, sir, those are-"
"Cherubs Mr. Lyle!" The infant cherub answered.
"Iiiiii hate filthy stinking orphan children" Lyle stated, as he held an angry balled fist up.
"Cherubs? Wait, aren't those the same ones from that commercial we saw on the tv earlier?" (Y/n) asked, turning his head to the others.
"Yeah, they actually are!" Millie confirmed in awe.
"We're here to convince you not to kill yourself sir, to grant you a blessing, on behalf of those in heaven, benefited by your amazing technological advances" the sheep cherub said joyfully.
"Woaaaah, that's cool, haha" (y/n) commented.
"Hey, who's side are you on? We've gotta kill this guy remember?" Moxxie replied.
"I'm not killing him" the boy bluntly responded.
"Ooooh hell no!" Blitzo commented on the situation.
The tall imp would then crash through the window while speaking, "Don't forget-" before falling to the ground and interrupting himself.
Moxxie would then open the front door, walking through.
"Lyle Lipton, it is our-" he spoke, before stopping to see Blitzo on the ground.
He then continued, "-humble opinion that you should continue the process to commit die"
"I mean what do you expect to do with all this money now you're oooold? And gross......" Millie asked, walking in.
(Y/n) and Loona would both then walk into the building, joining the others.
"Is that a serious question?" The lamb cherub politely replied, pulling the old man's covers up to him, and revealing a wallet of cash behind his pillow, to which the infant cherub grabbed.
"He can help spread his wealth around with the people of the world, and do so much good with it! And be so fullfilled" she continued to answer, taking the wallet and tossing the cash inside into the air.
"Mmm no" Lyle replied.
"He could pay for new hospitals and schools" the sheep cherub added.
"Hold on, who are you guys? I saw your advertisement..... From hell" (y/n) stepped up to ask.
"Well for starters, I'm Cletus" the infant cherub answered.
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"I'm Keenieeee~" the lamb responded.
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