Helluva Boss : of Demons and Humans (18+)

Chapter 57

"Business partner?" (Y/n) asked.

"Yes" Loopty answered.

The sinner demon then went on to explain his arrival, "You see, I was not always an old man..... My partner 'Lyle' and I ran 'Lyle Loopty Robotics', a technological empire! Earlier today, we were testing a new machine intended to stop or reverse the ageing process, it could have saved all three trillionaires! Unfortunately, we neglected to test the machine on the poor, like we usually do...... We were too sure of our own genius, but the machine was accidentally set forward, by the time we managed to get out, it was too late,  at least, for me...... I grew old enough to get a heart attack, and now that old son of a bitch is going to take over the empire we built together! Without me to share it with, he'll make all the goddamn money in the world and become the fourth trillionaire and get all the credit!"

"Ehhh that's not really evil......" Blitzo commented.

"It's evil towards meeee" Loopty replied.

"Everything is going dark......" Moxxie said weakingly.

"Now get your crimson colored asses up above and send that heartless no good son of a bitch to hell, where he belongssss!" Loopty demanded.

"Y-you do know poopty......" Blitzo stuttered.

"Looooptyyyy......" The sinner demon corrected in annoyance.

"Of course! Of course......" Blitzo replied nervously, even sweating a bit which surprised (y/n) when he saw it.

The imp then continued to say, "You do know that if we do kill him though and he ends up down here, ya know? You will be stuck with him, forever......"

"Oh trust me, I'm counting on it......" Loopty replied deviously, rubbing his hands together and having four metallic tentacles come out from his back with weapons.

"That's kinda hot......" Moxxie struggled to say.

Catching their attention, everyone then noticed the imp under the rubble.

"Well, I'll be on my way now!" Loopty said happily, before jumping out through the same way he came into the building.

"What...... The fuck was that?" Loona questioned.

"I don't know Loonie, but we've got a job! Guess we're hunting down some rich old fuck" Blitzo answered.

(Y/n) would then run up to Moxxie, who was still under the rubble.

Had he not been so distracted with the sinner demon, he'd have helped the imp earlier.

"Don't worry man, you're gonna be okay" the boy comforted the imp.

He then began to dig Moxxie up from under the rubble.

After a moment, he was finished getting the ruined remains off of the imp and helped him up.

"Th-thanks......" Moxxie said, coughing a few times.

"Mhm" the boy replied with a smile.

"Alright, get ready everyone, we'll be leaving soon, but before we do I gotta think about how the fuck I'ma get my room fixed from Loopty's crazy ass entrance" Blitzo announced.

The imp then walked away, leaving the meeting room.

(Y/n) and the other demons would all then sit back down on the seats around the meeting table.

A quiet moment passed as Loona used her phone and Millie checked Moxxie for any injuries to the rubble.

And after thinking, the boy would ask a question to anyone who'd answer, "Sooooo, sinner demons..... They're demons who used to be human?"

"Uh huh......" Loona answers without looking at him.

"I didn't know humans that went to hell became demons, I thought they were just tortured by demons" (y/n) stated.

"Hell's no paradise but yeah, humans turn into demons after they die if they end up down here" Millie replied.

"Hmm....." The boy hummed.

He then asked another question, "Hey..... If I die, and come down here, what do you guys think i'de look like as a demon?"

"You could look like anything really, the sinner demon's down here don't really look the same, they all look so different" Moxxie answered.

Millie then added, "You could look like something you hate, or something that represents you, maybe something you associate youself with? I mean- some sinner demons look like well, demons, ya know with horns and all that, but others look like objects, or foods or even....."

"Like animals" Loona finished.

(Y/n) nodded, amazed at this information, never thinking of hell this way.

They were all quiet again for another moment.

'.....Am I gonna die?' the boy wondered.

So far he's been through so much danger, it's a miracle he's still alive, and an even bigger miracle the demons he works with are.

(Y/n) then asked one more question, "Also, was it just me or..... Did Blitzo look nervous when he said Loopty's name wrong?"

"It was because Loopty's a sinner demon" Loona responded, her eyes still focused on her phone.

"Sinner demons are stronger, faster and more powerful than most demons from hell, and we're considered to be like the bottom of the barrel in hell's hierarchy, so if he wanted to, he could have killed all of us pretty easily" Moxxie explained.

Millie then added, "Yeah uh, we normally try not to fuck with them, especially on the job, at the time I didn't realize it, but when Loopty came, I pulled out my hatchet, though it wouldn't have done much to him......"

'So that's why Blitzo got nervous.....'
(y/n) thought.

"Mmm" the boy hummed.

He then looked at the giant hole in the room that Loopty created, and got up from his seat.

"I'ma go see Blitzo, I'll be back" (y/n) notified.

The boy left the meeting room and walked to the imp's personal office.

Upon arriving, he walked into Blitzo's office and found him trying out a clown wig, looking at himself in the mirror.

"Uhm....." Was all (y/n) could say, as he slowly backed away.

But then Blitzo noticed him and smiled.

"(Y/n)! Don't mind me, just thought that i'de take Loona's advice on being disguised on earth, anyways, what's up?" He asked happily.

Now that he was spotted, it felt too late for the boy to leave.

"Hey so, about that big mess in the meeting room, maybe I can ask Stolas to pay to fix the damages?" The boy asked.

Blitzo pondered the idea, putting a finger to his chin as he looked up.

"I don't know...... But alright, go and ask him then if you want, thanks kid" the imp replied with a grin.

"Okay then..... I'ma leave now" (y/n) stated.

"See ya!" Blitzo said, waving his hand.

The boy then walked out of his office, and back to the meeting room.

'He wants to disguise himself as a clown? I wonder why, so much for blending in.....' he thought.

End of Chapter 57