Helluva Boss : of Demons and Humans (18+)

Chapter 66

Down in hell, Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie were all in the office, in the living room.

With Moxxie and Millie sitting on the couch, Blitzo walked back and forth across the room.

"Where the fuck are those two? They should've been here by now!" Blitzo shouted nervously.

Millie and Moxxie would then look at each other with frowns, before Millie hopped off the couch and walked up to the tall imp.

Placing a hand on his back, she looked up to him.

"Sir, I don't think you should worry, maybe they just decided to stay n watch the cherub's suffer their punishment!" Millie said with a soft smile.

The tall imp then turned his head to her, frowning with watery eyes

"Y-you really think so?" Blitzo asked.

"Yeah, I'm sure they're juuuust dandy" Millie replied, patting his back.

.....

'I gotta get rid of those wings, they're trouble, but it'll be too hard to just pull them off their back, maybe I can manage if I slice them off? I'ma have to actually get behind them to do that though.....' (y/n) thought.

"Come on! This shit is not over!" The cherubim yelled, as they reformed their three bows and shot arrows at the boy.

He then formed his shield and blocked them, before running off in the direction to his side.

'If I wanna get behind them, I'm gonna have to distract them again like last time, but how do I do it? I can't just use my sword again, they wouldn't be fooled again by it.....' the boy wondered.

Looking around the stage, he found something he can use.

'A bag! If I can get it to drop on them, maybe I can get behind them again.....'
(Y/n) planned.

While the cherubim continues to shoot arrows at him, (y/n) would throw his sword towards their heads.

Seeing it come, the cherubim ducked, dodging it. 

They then stood up, and without them knowing, the sword would fly above them, cutting a rope that tied a bag of heavy stuff to the walkway.

The sword then quickly flew back down behind them, and as the cherubim heard it return, without turning around, they flew up, dodging it again.

"You fooled us last time, but it won't work again!" They stated with a grin.

To their surprise, the bag that was cut down, fell right on to their heads making them dizzy.

The bag then slid off of them and fell to the floor, while the cherubim stopped flying and did the same.

Feeling dizzy, the world spun to them, as they struggled to walk.

"Not...... again...... fuck" they said weakly.

'This is my chance!' The boy thought to himself.

He then ran towards the cherubim, grabbing his sword out from behind.

Approaching them, he got behind the cherubim, and grabbed on to one of their wings from their back.

"Sorry, but I gotta do this!" The boy nervously stated, as he rose his sword into the air.

"Wh-what? What are you doing now? Trying to...... take our wings off again, w-well, we'll just fly off like last time!" The cherubim stated.

Gritting his teeth, the boy swung his sword down their wing's base, slicing it clean off and spilling golden blood.

"AAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!!!!!" the cherubim screamed in pain, before swinging a fist across the boy's face and sending him away.

The boy stumbled back due to the blow.

He then caught his stance, and gained his balance back.

"Ouch....." He commented, rubbing his cheek as a tear of blood ran down his chin from his mouth.

And the cherubim gained their balance too, as the sudden pain somehow woke them up from their dizzyness.

"You fuckin son of a bitch! That hurt!" The cherubim yelled at him in anger.

"I said I was sorry!" (Y/n) yelled back.

The cherubim looked over their shoulders and saw that they only had one wing on their back now, with the other on the floor.

"Oooooh shit, he got one of our wings! He cut one of our fucking wings off!" The cherubim told themselves, whining in pain.

"You're not getting away with this!"  They added angrily.

'That's one wing down, now I just gotta cut the other one off and they shouldn't really be able to fly like they used to.....' (y/n) thought to himself.

The cherubim then flew back up with the five wings they had, and because they missed one, it looked like they were hanging unequally.

"That is not a good look for ya....." The boy told the cherubim.

"Shut the fuck up! You'll be looking way worse by the end of this shit!" The cherubim yelled back.

They then formed their bows again, and began shooting arrows at the boy.

Like before, he formed a shield and blocked them all.

'I gotta find a new way to distract them, distract and attack.....' (y/n) thought.

"All we gotta do is kill you, bring your corpse, and your hellhound friend up to heaven, and we'll be accepted back, simple as that!" The cherubim yelled.

'Can't hit them from behind, can't hit them from above..... Could I do it from below?' (y/n) wondered.

While he blocked the many arrows sent by the cherubim, the boy had another idea.

'Maybe if I get them to look up, I could hit them with my shield by bouncing it off the ground..... But will this even work?' the boy thought

Nodding, he positioned himself to throw his sword.

"What are you going to do now?" The cherubim questioned, before the boy swung his sword and let it go, sending it towards the ceiling.

The cherubim stopped shooting arrows and watched the sword.

"Trying to get us from above again huh? Well it won't work this time!" The cherubim claimed.

With their attention on the flying sword, (y/n) would throw his shield at the floor beneath the cherubim, bouncing it off and having it hit their crotch.

"HULGH!!!!!-" The cherubim reacted in pain, putting their hands on their crotch and falling to the floor on their knees.

The sword then bounced off a walk way, and hit a wall, sticking itself into it.

"Oh! Oooooh..... I didn't mean to do that! I swear....." (y/n) said guiltingly.

'I wanted the shield to uppercut one of their heads, why did that happen!?' the boy thought, cringing at the cherubim's pain.

'The pain we f-feel now won't compare to what you'll feellllll later, rgh....." The cherubim stated painly.

"Y-yeah, sure....." (Y/n) replied.

He then ran up to the cherubim, and got behind them, grabbing the base of their other wing on their back.

"Sorry....." The boy apologized, before holding his arm out for the sword to return.

And with his sword returning to him, he raised it in the air, and swung it down, slicing the cherubim's other wing off their back.

End of Chapter 66