Harry Potter- The New Prophecy

Jamie's Birthday

November 5th, 2009
Harry walked into the kitchen Saturday morning to find his family sitting at the table. Some of them were laughing, while others, like Hermione and his mum, were shaking their heads in disapproval.

"What's so funny?" Harry asked. This just seemed to make everyone laugh even harder.

"Good morning," Ginny said, pecking him on the lips. "Britain's most attractive wizard."

Harry felt his cheeks flush as the room burst into laughter.

"Third year in a row, mate," Ron smirked, patting him on the back. "Congratulations."

Harry snatched the daily prophet out of Tonks's hands, and his eyes landed on a picture of himself at the beach with no shirt on. On the right side of his chest, you could clearly see the initials of each of his children, along with their birthdays. He recognized the photo immediately. It was taken during a vacation he and Ginny took a few months after Lily was born.

Britain's Most Attractive Wizard

By: Rita Skeeter

Word has it that the famous wizard Harry Potter has been voted Britain's most attractive wizard for the third year in a row. When questioned about his feelings on this title, Mr. Potter said, and I quote: 'I am deeply honored, though not at all surprised, to have earned this title. I believe that my status as the savior of the wizarding world has a lot to do with the votes.

"WHAT?" Harry shouted. "I said no such thing."

"Of course you didn't." Hermione huffed. "This is just Rita being her ridiculous self."

Harry turned his attention back to the article, the redness in his cheeks growing with every word he read.

Harry Potter, age 29, is pictured on the right enjoying a family vacation at the beach. His wife, Ginerva, and their three children are not included in the picture, and many can't help but wonder if there is trouble in paradise. Some believe that Harry is having an affair with his sister-in-law, Hermione Weasley, née Granger. We can't help but wonder what Harry's brother-in-law and childhood friend, Randy Weasley, thinks about this betrayal.

"Oh, sure." Ron mumbled, peering over Harry's shoulder. "They can get your name right, but not mine. What a load of rubbish."

Harry turned to Hermione. "Well, it looks like our secret is out, huh?" He joked before turning to Ron. "Sorry Randy."

Tonks snorted while James and Remus laughed. Hermione smacked Harry on the head. "Oh, honestly, Harry. It isn't funny." She said. But the small smirk on her face told him that she found some humor in the situation as well.

"I don't know." Ron said. "It's a little funny. I mean, don't get me wrong, Rita is really pissing me off right now, but the thought of you and Harry getting together is absurd. Everyone who knows the two of you knows there's no chemistry."

Harry remembered a time when Ron had been jealous of him and Hermione. But over the years, he had come to realize that the closeness of their relationship was more that of siblings than romantic. Ron no longer felt the need to be jealous of Harry. He had everything he wanted.

Looking back down at the article, Harry's eyes landed on another photo, this one of him and Ginny, years ago, at a Holyhead Harpies game. The photo showed Ginny leaping into Harry's arms before the two kissed. Underneath this photo was another paragraph.

Another photo shows a younger Harry, obviously deeply in love with his wife, as the two shared a passionate kiss following a Holyhead Harpies game. Several other photos have been leaked, which show the close relationship between the two. Is it possible that their once-close relationship is coming to an end? A photo of Harry and Hermione may provide evidence of the alleged affair. See the next page for the photo.