I like my Kookie with Suga

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Y/N PoV

"How nice, when you're done, we'll come to you with our cat... he urgently needs to be neutered." I explained and heard Yoongi gasp indignantly.

"Mephisto's balls stay on." He had drawn his eyebrows together disapprovingly.

"Take your pick, his or yours, but balls will roll..." I said dryly, seeing him hold his hand protectively in front of his crotch, which made Jungkook start laughing next to us.

"Don't worry, hyung, I'm only in charge of animals, so as long as you don't start meowing, you're safe from my scalpel," he said, still giggling. How cute he was... he looked like a bunny himself when he smiled.

"Sometimes he purrs when you scratch his head, does that count?" I asked, also laughing, which is why Yoongi now looked at me punishingly.

"Well, as long as he can still talk himself and doesn't agree, it won't work. You'll have to go to a real doctor for that." Jungkook replied, amused.

"No thanks... Mephisto it is... but then he'll get lazy and fat." Yoongi complained.

"So nothing changes, except that he doesn't spread his pheromones on the furniture anymore just because the neighbor's cat is in heat." I concluded.

"Did you just fatshamed my cat?" Yoongi asked, pouting, and I nodded.

"If he manages to jump up the kitchen island without you having to pick him up, then I'll take that back in a second.... But you can't." I reminded him triumphantly and now he gave up, knowing he had no arguments left.

After dinner, we all drank soju and the atmosphere became more and more relaxed. Namjoon told some funny stories from our childhood and I often caught Jungkook smiling at me and mumbling sweetly while the others laughed at my childhood escapades. Every time I looked him in the eye, he would quickly look away, probably shy, I thought nothing more of it. When the night ended, no one could deny that they didn't totally love Jungkook and Taehyung, so we all exchanged numbers and decided to hang out more often... Even Yoongi agreed, which surprised me a lot because normally, he would rather hang out at home and cuddle.

Jungkook PoV

"Hyung... I met him, even got his phone number... He held my hand and signed all my books... and at dinner, he treated me like a friend." I energetically babbled to my brother, who just listened with a grin. We were back home and I flopped happily onto my bed.

"Kookie, you talked to his girlfriend a lot more than you talked to him... that looked more like flirting, are you interested in her?" my brother asked, sitting down next to me.

"Tae... she's my dream girl, Yoongi has such good taste... if she wasn't taken, I would've never let her go for sure... But like this." I was a little sad because I didn't want to hurt Yoongi by stealing his girlfriend.

"Yeah, you can't marry her." Taehyung replied before getting up to go to his own room and jerk off to Jimin's pictures... I knew him that well.

"Why is that? Why shouldn't I be able to marry her?" I pondered, still lying on the bed. The longer I thought about the benefits of her marrying me instead of Yoongi... the more good reasons I found... I mean... I could marry her without separating her from Yoongi, so I could move in with them as her husband, come up with a stupid reason why Yoongi had to live with us even after the wedding, that I was always close to him. But how? How was I going to get her to agree to marry me? I would probably have to think of something...