"I'm not lying." Cartman x Kyle

Chapter 9: Rumers

The next day all Kyle heard was whispers and rumors.

"Did you hear? Kyle killed a baby."

"Well, I heard he's the one that bombed Pearl Harbor."

"Well, I heard he set an animal shelter on fire."

All day, that's all. Kyle covered his ears, but he could still hear them. It was driving him insane.

As he sat down at lunch, Stan put a hand on his shoulder, "Dude, what happened? Why's everyone talking about you?"

"I don't know," Kyle replied, "It's been like this all day, it's driving me insane."

Stan looked at Kyle with concern, "That sounds awful, man. Have you tried talking to anyone about it? Maybe finding out where these rumors are coming from?"

Kyle shook his head, feeling overwhelmed, "I don't even know where to start. It's like everyone's suddenly turned against me for no reason."

Stan sighed, "Look Kyle....I think it might be-"

"Cartman? No, no, he wouldn't. Not this time," Kyle said.

"What do you mean? How do you know?" Stan asked.

Kyle is silent, "Stan, me and him are...." Kyle lends and whispers, "Dating."

Stan's eyes widen, "What!?"

Stan's eyes widened in disbelief, trying to process Kyle's revelation. After a moment of stunned silence, he leaned in closer, his voice barely above a whisper, "Kyle, are you serious? Dating Cartman? I mean, I know you like him but him liking you back?"

"I know, I know, but after we saw him change, we talked and....we kissed. It felt so...real, he wouldn't do this. Not this time," Kyle said.

However, Kyle was sadly wrong; Cartman had spread the rumor, and he was enjoying watching it being passed around.

The best part was that Kyle had no idea it was him, let alone even suspect him. He loved it.

At one point, in the halls, Cartman walked up to Kyle, pretending not to know what was happening.

"Kyle," he said, "Is everything okay? What's happening?"

Kyle, at that point, was going insane; he latched on to Cartman tightly, "I don't know!" he said, "Everyone has turned against me! I'm going insane!"

"There, there, Kyle. It's going to be alright," Cartman said, his voice dripping with false sympathy. "We'll figure this out together. I loooove you~"

Kyle looked up at him, "I...I love you too...I love you too..."

Kyle buried his head in Cartman's chest, Cartman's arm on the back of his head.

"Kisses," he said.

"W-What?" Cartman asked.

"Kisses. I want kisses," Kyle repeated.

Cartman sucked in his breath; he knew he had to do it, "Alright, come here."

Kyle leans in and Cartman closes his eyes, trying not to think of it. They kiss.

Kyle clung to the kiss desperately, seeking solace in the moments of intimacy.

Cartman felt he should gag, but at the same time, it felt... nice in a way... natural.

That was kiss one; Kyle wanted more, so then came 2, then 3, then 4. Thank god the hallway was empty, except for them.

Kyle needed this, and Cartman, Cartman was disgusted.

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