"I'm not lying." Cartman x Kyle

Epilogue

"So how are they now?" Night asks Kenny as they walk down the sidewalk.

"Fine, Cartman still slips up but it's not too often."

"That's good... how about their relationship?" Night asks.

"Oh, they make out every other day... I'd say it's pretty healthy," Kenny replies.

Night laughs, "Geez, I mean what do you know? I'm single as heck."

"But happy," Kenny says.

"But happy," Night repeats.

"You know, I think they're on a date right now," Kenny says, changing the subject back.

"Oh really? What do you spy?" Night asks.

"Yes!"

Night and Kenny run to where the couple was. And stare at them through the window of the place. It was a restaurant.

It was a sweet scene. Flowers on the table, Kyle was eating fries, dipping them in ketchup, one hand stretched across the table and hand in Cartman's.

Cartman was eating a burger, staring at Kyle, who smiles at him.

"You're doing good today hon. No bad remarks, no evil plans. Just... a date..." Kyle says.

Cartman smiles back, "Thanks hon... I'm... liking today too..."

Night and Kenny watch the scene unfold with a mix of surprise and warmth. Despite Cartman's notorious reputation, seeing him genuinely happy and affectionate with Kyle is a pleasant sight.

"They seem really happy together," Night remarks.

"Yeah, who would've thought those two would end up like this," Kenny says, smiling.

"I guess opposites really do attract," Night adds, still watching the couple inside.

Cartman then proceeds to steal one of Kyle's fries.

"Asshole," Kyle jokes, "You owe me a fry."

Cartman chuckles, "Or a kiss?"

Kyle thinks, "Fine, a kiss can do."

Cartman grabs Kyle's face, caressing it and staring at his lips, "I love your soft lips," he says.

Kyle chuckles, "Then kiss them."

"Oh I will," Cartman says as he wraps his arms around Kyle's back and kisses him.

The kiss was soft and nice, delicious even and not just cause he could taste the salt from the fries on Kyle's lips.

They stay like that for a while before pulling away.

"Delicious," Cartman says.

Kyle giggles, "You were too."

Cartman flashed a mischievous grin. "Looks like stealing fries has its perks."

Kyle playfully rolled his eyes. "Yeah, but don't think this means you can just steal from me whenever you want."

Cartman chuckled, "Oh, don't worry, Kyle. I promise to steal only the fries and kisses that truly matter."

As they bantered back and forth, their laughter echoing through the restaurant, Cartman's eyes softened as he looked at Kyle. "You know, Kyle, I never thought I'd find someone who could put up with me like you do."

Kyle grinned, "Yeah, well, you're not exactly the easiest person to deal with, but somehow, I manage."

Cartman chuckled as they continued to eat... it was peaceful, which is rare for South Park, but it was... it was very, very... peaceful.

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