They were lost, Cartman had forgotten the way back.
"God damn it Cartman!" Kyle yelled, "You led us out here and now we can't get back!"
"Ok um...so we...I think walked from here..." Cartman muttered
"No, no we walked from here!" Kyle corrects.
Cartman rubbed his temples, trying to remember their path. "Right, right, my bad. So if we walked from there..." he pointed in the direction Kyle indicated, "...then the way back should be...um..."
"Maybe if we try heading that way," Cartman suggested, gesturing towards a faint trail.
Kyle hesitated, uncertain, "Are you sure, Cartman? We don't want to end up even more lost."
"I don't know....damn it." Cartman buried his face in his hands.
Kyle sighed and patted his back, "It's ok hon...I'll just call someone."
"Doesn't everyone hate you? Will they even pick up?" Cartman asks.
"Stan will. He always does." Kyle says as he calls his best friend.
As Kyle walked around, trying to get a signal to call Stan, Cartman felt a mix of relief and apprehension wash over him.
After a few moments, Kyle gets enough of a connection to call and after a rings, Stan picked up. "What do you want Kyle?" said an annoyed Stan.
"Stan, it's me and Cartman. We're kind of lost in the woods. Can you help us find our way back?" Kyle explained, his voice tinged with urgency.
There was a moment of silence on the other end of the line before Stan responded, "Lost in the woods? Seriously?"
"Yeah, long story," Kyle replied, shooting a glance at Cartman.
"Didn't talk crap about me? Why should I help you?" Stan asked, anger in his voice.
"I'll let Cartman deal with that." Kyle says as he passes the phone to Cartman, giving him 'a look'.
Cartman takes the phone and sighs, "Hey...Stan...um..yeah that was my fault. I kinda...spread horribly untrue rumors about Kyle to ruin his life."
Stan is silent, "Piece of shit..I know it!! You son of a bitch!!"
"Yep...I know, I know...just...get us help..please..." Cartman mumbles.
"Right right, of course, I got it." Stan sighs, "Just stay where you are and don't move."
The phone then hung up as they lost connection. Cartman sighs, "I'm...sorry Kyle."
"Like I said...it's ok." Kyle says.
"Do you..forgive me?" Cartman asks.
"I....I will forgive....but not forget....ok?"
Cartman nods, "Ok. Thank you...Kyle..."
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"I'm not lying." Cartman x Kyle
Fanfiction[Book 7] You do not need to read any book before this for it to make sense. "I'm trying to make a realistic Kyman book. So, Cartman will be a psycho, and Kyle will be preachy. Don't expect any genuine fluff. This is kind of a joke book; it will not...
